Skabidi Toilet

1. Skabidi Toilet

Hello fellow kids, just dropped a ska track
Hold your attention on the parkour Minecraft
No time to go touch grass
Sing along or pay the fanum tax, no cap

Kinetic-sand cortex, dopamine sludge-locked
Six seven rizz check, AFK Roblox
Algorithmic canon event
I wave a beige flag and you pay my rent

Skibidi bop, doomscroll locked-in scheme
Split-screen surfers with a glazed up meme
Ratio economy, bless your feed
Girl dinner so good it's like ice cream

I'm not an unc, I'm not a boomer
I edge in class with the gooners
Goblin mode, bet

Ohio
Feeling chopped on a stigma
Ohio
But I'm skanking like a sigma
Main character energy type shit
W-take, can't deny it

Ohio
Feeling chopped on a stigma
Ohio
I'm a brain rot enigma

Mog the algorithm, pass the vibe check
Chinese spyware wrapped around my neck
Bro's an NPC (Na na na na na na)
Keep your eyes glued to the screen

Mewing with a jawline that cuts glass
Fibermaxxing, gotta take care of my ass
Twenty grams psyllium husk
My colon is a time bomb

Ohio
Feeling chopped on a stigma
Ohio
But I'm skanking like a sigma
Main character energy type shit
W-take, can't deny it

Ohio
Am I relatable to you
Ohio
Or hopelessly delulu
Bussin' beer belly gyat
Cheugy or not, gimme that brain rot

Gimme that brain rot
Gimme that brain rot

Brain rot, brain rot
Brain rot, brain rot, brain rot
Give me brain rot
So I can take my shot

Ohio
Feeling chopped on a stigma
Ohio
But I'm skanking like a sigma
Main character energy type shit
W-take, can't deny it

Ohio
Am I relatable to you
Ohio
Or hopelessly delulu
Bussin' beer belly gyat
Cheugy or not, gimme that brain rot

Ohio
Feeling chopped on a ligma
Ligma balls
Ligma balls, ligma balls
Ligma balls, ligma balls

Ohio
Am I relatable to you
Ohio
Or hopelessly delulu
I have no idea what the hell I'm saying
Stroke or not, gimme that brain rot

Hey, hey, hey, Ohio
Stroke or not, gimme that brain rot

Written, Performed & Produced by Jarrod Alonge
Performed, Mixed & Mastered by Clay Agnew
Horns by Dylan Anderson