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1. Garage Door (feat. JB Brubaker)
2. The Catchy One
2. Love Me Back (feat. Cody Carson)
3. Pit Warrior (feat. Dave Stephens)
4. Friendville
5. Rylo Ken
6. Trigger Warning (feat. Johnny Franck)
6. Take It Easycore
7. Exposure Bank
8. Rain on My Parade
9. Nothing Special (feat. Patty Walters)
9. Pop Punk Pizza Party (feat. Dave Days)
10. All the Old Things (feat. Christina Rotondo)
11. Mother's Milk
16. Goodbye Baltimore (The Flute Song)
19. First World Tragedy
2. The Catchy One
2. Love Me Back (feat. Cody Carson)
3. Pit Warrior (feat. Dave Stephens)
4. Friendville
5. Rylo Ken
6. Trigger Warning (feat. Johnny Franck)
6. Take It Easycore
7. Exposure Bank
8. Rain on My Parade
9. Nothing Special (feat. Patty Walters)
9. Pop Punk Pizza Party (feat. Dave Days)
10. All the Old Things (feat. Christina Rotondo)
11. Mother's Milk
16. Goodbye Baltimore (The Flute Song)
19. First World Tragedy
1. Garage Door (feat. JB Brubaker)
Back home for the summer again
I keep on killing time as a means to an end
As I watch them yelling in front of me
I couldn’t help but notice this one little thing
Countless times again and again
I’ll never understand what they mean when
You have to keep up and keep on moving
Nothing makes sense not one single thing
Give me a reason I never asked for this
Though I’m still struck with bliss
Give me an answer I need to plan this out
Or take a different route
Going with the flow doing something mediocre
Pacing back and forth all night in front of the garage door
I’m not one for making excuses but
When you change the path you take you’re bound to get bruises
Opportunity has come knocking
But this one doesn’t give me much security
All I wanted was stability
Sometimes you make the leap
This game ain’t cheap
Give me a reason I never asked for this
Though I’m still struck with bliss
Give me an answer I need to plan this out
Or take a different route
Going with the flow doing something mediocre
Pacing back and forth all night in front of the garage door
2. The Catchy One
Can’t get it out of my head
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Twelve A.M. on a school night and I really need to get some sleep
I can’t forget this melody from something that I heard last week
I have a math test in the morning and a quiz in the afternoon
All I want is to get some rest, but I’m fixated on this tune
Can’t get it out of my head
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Can’t get it out of my head
I’m gonna blame this one on you
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
I feel like I’m going crazy, and I’m losing sanity, it won’t be long
Before I can’t take this song, and go on a killing spree
So damn annoying, I don’t even like this track!
It’s my least favorite on the album, I’m having a panic attack!
Can’t get it out of my head
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Can’t get it out of my head
I’m gonna blame this one on you
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the music
I’m never gonna sleep if you don’t do it
Please, please, please, please, please just kill me
I’m gonna drink a gallon of pure gasoline
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the music
I’m never gonna sleep if you don’t do it
Please, please, please, please, please just kill me
I’m gonna eat some bath salts and become a zombie
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the music
I’m probably gonna die if you don’t do it
Please, please, please, please, please just kill me
I’m gonna bathe in acid until all my bones bleed
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
(Oh, god!)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
(No, please, anything but this!)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
(Oh, it's so repetitive, it's too catchy!)
[Chorus]
Can’t get it out of my head!
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Can’t get it out of my head
I’m gonna blame this one on you
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
I hate my life!
2. Love Me Back (feat. Cody Carson)
I know a girl, I think I like her
She's the only one that I desire
We never talk, but I know her name
She has a boyfriend, isn't that a shame
Don't mind if I stare
Don't mind if I stare
'Cause girls like you are rare
Girls like you are rare
Baby, don't run away from me
'Cause baby, I need you desperately
You make me feel alive
A day without you is one I won't survive
I'm waiting, I'm aching
I'm on the verge of breaking
Hey! You're the one for me
I know what I want, don't turn away
We all know I'm your biggest fan
If I can't have you, then no one can
I'll have you know I'm not a talker
So I put a note inside your locker
I said too much, way too much, and to my horror
They issued me a restraining order
Often I'm misled
Often I'm misled
By the voices inside my head
Voices inside my head
Baby, don't run away from me
'Cause baby, I need you desperately
You make me feel alive
A day without you is one I won't survive
I'm waiting, I'm aching
I'm on the verge of breaking
Hey! You're the one for me
I know what I want, don't turn away
We all know I'm your biggest fan
If I can't have you, then guitar solo!
It's late at night, I see you walking home
Not a soul in sight, all alone
I'm in a tree, and you're below
I'm always there, and you'll never know
Lockpicks aren't cheap
Lockpicks aren't cheap
I watch you while you sleep
I watch you while you sleep
Baby, don't run away from me
'Cause baby, I need you desperately
You make me feel alive
A day without you is one I won't survive
I'm waiting, I'm aching
I'm on the verge of breaking
Hey! You're the one for me
I'll kill anyone who gets in my way
We all know I'm your biggest fan
If I can't have you, then no one can
3. Pit Warrior (feat. Dave Stephens)
At the show and no one’s moving
The crowd is dead, but I’ll keep swinging
They're unprepared and no one's looking
So when they least expect it, kick someone in the teeth!
I know I don’t have spatial awareness
But I express myself regardless of the consequences
Head to the pit, start some beef
I’m pretty sure a kid's foot grazed my knee
I realize it was an accident
But now his life is gonna end
Kick me out of the venue, and I’ll find my way back in
I'm that douche bag!
I don’t care if you’re bleeding, you messed up, say sorry
I'm that douche bag! Sue me! Blegh!
Stage dive with my feet first, kick while I crowd surf
I hope that the people holding me know that it’s my turf
I think you should know that I don’t have a soul
Hurting all you people was my only goal
Right before the best part of the song
I’m gonna steal the mic and sing all of the notes wrong
Sing them wrong! Yeah!
Kick me out of the venue, and I’ll find my way back in
I'm that douche bag!
I don’t care if you’re bleeding, you messed up, say sorry
I'm that douche bag! I'm that douche bag! I'm that douche bag!
Hey there, I noticed that you looked at me funny
You’ve made a huge mistake, you better start running
Don’t say that I’m just a troublesome bully
I don’t think you know the first thing about me
So what if I’m bad at math, and my dad doesn’t seem to like me?
I might be a little insecure, possibly a little immature, but I
Have to prove myself, now is my time to shine, you think the fun
Belongs to everyone, but I can’t have fun unless I break your spine!
Punch a 14-year-old girl!
Throw her into a merch table!
Did you guys see how strong I am?
She’ll be sleeping in the hospital!
I’m that douche bag! Douche bag!
Kill an old lady on the bus ride home!
4. Friendville
Drive up to the party in my tricked-out Subaru
I feel the warmth of this bonfire as I’m standing next to you, guess
Who brought the alcohol since they’re still students in high school?
I might be in my twenties, but this crowd makes me feel cool
So what if I don’t know them by first name?
They follow me on Facebook, that’s the point of the game
I have more friends than you
Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three
Up to my neck, all around me
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity
Come down into my basement, please just do it, don’t be rude
I have some custom juices, they’re not FDA approved
Chocolate Beefcake or perhaps some Mango Blast
Vaping is a trend that’s surely bound to last
I have more friends than you
Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three
Up to my neck, all around me
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity
Asuh dude, let’s go get some food, you’ve got me in the mood
For some of that dank-ass weed, it’s all I need
Asuh dude, let’s go get some food, you’ve got me in the mood
For some of that dank-ass weed, it’s all I need tonight...
I have more friends than you
It’s not like I need validation, that’s not even true
I’m sure you envy me
Go back home and cuddle with your bachelor’s degree
I have more friends than you
Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three
[Post-Chorus]
Up to my neck, see what I did there?
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity
Call of Duty every night
Three-sixty quick-scoped!
5. Rylo Ken
Spoiler alert! Hey dad, you’ll never understand me
I won’t be what you want and I don’t feel all that sorry
Go dark, there is no turning back now
I want to be much stronger, but it turns out I don’t know how
Years pass, I find you in my base
Walk out on this little bridge and see me face-to-face
Inside, I’m being torn apart
Will you help me?
I’ll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, right through the chest
And drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
I’ll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, and make you die
And I’ll fulfill my destiny, I hate you, Dad
Hey girl, you know you’re not that special
Your family left you in the desert, probably 'cause they hate you
I sense something deep in your mind
If it’s true, then you could use some training right by my side
Master, I’ll pass my final test
I want to finish doing what my grandfather started
This is my greatest challenge yet
And now it’s time
To stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, right through the chest
And drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
I’ll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, and make you die
And I’ll fulfill my destiny, I hate you, Dad
Ginger, take it back a notch
You need to lighten up, you have your panties in a bunch
Guess what? He likes me more than you
Our leader knows I’m better and there’s nothing you can do
Black guy, you’re really quite the traitor!
You ruined everything! We planned years for this!
And you single-handedly messed it all up!
Have you no loyalty for anyone in your life?!
I'll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, right through the chest
And drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
I’ll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, and make you die
And I’ll fulfill my destiny, I’m a psychopath
6. Trigger Warning (feat. Johnny Franck)
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la, let's go!
Yeah!
Hanging with my pals, no care in the world
We're making memories, but then I see this girl
I ask her on a date, she tells me that sounds good
I'm gonna make her night, 'cause I'm a classy dude
She said, "Do you have what it takes to be a feminist?"
I said, "Sure! Let me join you on your quest for social justice!"
(What could go wrong?)
In the sun, I've never felt so happy
With my friends, there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
Couple weeks go by, she's always super pissed
She doesn't think the same as a normal feminist
I start to learn a lot about all these new things
Men deserve to die because of the patriarchy
I said, "This sounds far-fetched, but I guess I'll do as you say..."
She said, "Scum! How dare you doubt my logic in any way!"
(I guess she's right!)
In the sun, I've never felt so happy
With my friends, there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
Walking down the street, I look right at this girl
She's pretty freaking hot, let's make sure that she knows
*whistle*
"What did you just say!?"
"I-it was a whistle..."
"Did you just oppress my girlfriend right in front of me!?"
"Chill out, it was j-"
"You cis-gendered, hyper-privileged bigot!"
"Wh-what are you doing? No, stop! Please, help me!"
"This is the end of you!"
Rot in hell, you kink-shaming classist!
Choke on your words and throw yourself into a burning furnace!
Perpetuation of the cis-head supremacy!
You male-normative, close-minded, rapist! Go play in traffic!
"Look, man, take it easy..."
"Man?! Did you just assume my gender?!"
"Oh, God, please..."
"Watch your micro-aggressions! I have been triggered! Blegh!"
Deluded, chauvinistic, misgendering, middle-class, binary-
Normative, cross-dresser stigmatizing, homophobic, thin-
Privileged, rape-culture sympathizing, hyper-masculine
Kyriarchist! Acknowledge the fox-kin!
"In conclusion, I hope you die alone."
"What do these words mean?!"
"All right, where were we?"
In the sun, I've never felt so happy
With my friends, there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la-la-la!
6. Take It Easycore
Oh yeah
Thank God it's the weekend, hop in the van, let's go see our friends
This summer keeps getting better, friendship will last forever
The show goes 'til 10 P.M., but this night will never end
Take it easy, but party hard, until you pass out in the yard
Party all night, party all day!
Listen carefully to what we say!
Don't you go
This is all we know
Drink too much, we're falling down
My friends and I, we run this town
Jump, jump, jump! I know it's cliche
But nothing's standing in our way
This bond can only grow
And you'll always be my bro, and you'll always be my bro
Last night was a home run, home run! Got no regrets, the fun
Has just begun, I love you and you love me, we're a happy family
Friendship makes the world go 'round
Friendship is the best, hands down!
Friendship makes me want to shout
Friendship never gives me doubt
Friendship, friendship, friendship, friendship
Friendship, friendship, eternal friendship
Friends, friends, friends, friends
Friends, friends, I have lots of friends, blegh!
Friends, friends, friends, friends, friends, blegh!
"My God..."
Don't you go
This is all we know
Drink too much, we're falling down
My friends and I, we run this town
Jump, jump, jump! I know it's cliche
But nothing's standing in our way
This bond can only grow
And you'll always be my bro
You're my bestest friend, best friends forever
You're my bestest friend, best friends forever
You're my bestest friend, best friends forever
You're my bestest friend, best friends forever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
7. Exposure Bank
I can live off gratitude, be thankful for the things you do
All this great publicity, take all you want, it's for free
Work real hard and don't get paid, but save your money, I'm okay
On a special currency, I'm cashing checks at the exposure bank
We have so many loyal fans
It's good to know our future rests in their hands
We all do this for the thrill
Real musicians don't need much to pay the bills
I can live off gratitude, be thankful for the things you do
All this great publicity, take all you want, it's for free
Work real hard and don't get paid, but save your money, I'm okay
On a special currency, I'm cashing checks at the exposure bank
Buying bad music is the worst
Be sure to download every album, piracy comes first
Once you decide that you like it
Get some merchandise and we'll be supported
Yeah, pats on the back, yeah, live on the streets
You're entitled to our music, you did so much to deserve it
Yeah, download a car, yeah, don't need to eat
I'll never understand why people say that punk is dead
I can live off gratitude, be thankful for the things you do
All this great publicity, take all you want, it's for free
Work real hard and don't get paid, but save your money, I'm okay
On a special currency, I'm cashing checks at the exposure bank
8. Rain on My Parade
Seven days since I've seen your face
A distant memory that I can't replace
I gave you everything, but you threw it away
You wouldn't have me then and now I decay
I died a thousand times, and if there's one regret I have
The thing that makes me sad
I never got to see your boobs, I never knew if they were real
All I wanted was to cop a feel, and now I'll never know
The feeling of your boobs, I only wanted to do stuff
I never liked your personality, but now you're gone
The only lie that I ever told
Was "I love you," I was just being bold
I was notably patient, I did all of your math
So what if that makes me a sociopath?
The ice inside your heart sends a shiver down my cock
Right into a tube sock
I never got to see your boobs, I never knew if they were real
All I wanted was to cop a feel, and now I'll never know
The feeling of your boobs, I only wanted to do stuff
I never liked your personality, but now you're gone
(Your what? Are you Irish or something?)
I like to have dreams about the two of us just hanging out
In front of the TV watching something on Netflix and chilling
I'm shallow as a kiddie pool and act like I'm in middle school
But your bags of sand fit in my hands, will you please just
Let me look upon your boobs? I never knew if they were real
All I wanted was to cop a feel, and now I'll never know
The feeling of your boobs, I only wanted to do stuff
I never liked your personality, but now you're gone
I want to see your boobs
Speculate about your boobs
Draw pictures of your boobs
I've never seen a pair of boobs
9. Nothing Special (feat. Patty Walters)
At that point near the end of the album
When you don't pay as much attention as before
We wrote this song in less than an hour
Doing what we can to give you guys some more
Go ahead and call us unprepared
But we had to fill the space, and guess what?
Here's a song for you!
A filler song for you! Whoa-oh-oh!
We weren't even trying, and as a result
We have a filler song for you!
Why'd you have such high expectations?
With this many songs, it's bound to happen
You may think that we're wasting your time
That's probably because we are wasting your time
I know that we just rhymed "time" with "time," though there's
Other rhymes for "time," like "dime", and "chyme," I guess?
And here's a song for you!
A filler song for you! Whoa-oh-oh!
We weren't even trying, and as a result
We have a filler song for you!
Here's guest vocals from Patty Walters
I'm really having second thoughts about this part
Why the hell would anybody like this?
It blows my mind that you can pass this off as art
Sunrise Skater Kids is getting old
You could use some better jokes, you sellout
Patty Walters is a chode! Seriously? Really mature, guys...
A big, fat, ugly chode! Hey! Whoa-oh-oh! Asshole...
He sounds like he's thirteen! Okay, that was completely
Uncalled for! Patty Walters is a chode!
You've made it to a creative bridge...
I really don't know what to do at this point...
Let's go back to the chorus!
A filler song for you! Whoa-oh-oh!
We weren't even trying, and as a result
We have a filler song for you!
A filler song for you!
This is a shameless, vapid excuse for a song!
It's not over yet, here's a song for you!
(Damn it! You are literally just using me)
A filler song for you! Whoa-oh-oh!
(You are not like us real musicians, Jarrod!)
We weren't even trying, (obviously,) and as a result
Patty Walters is a chode!
(This isn't even you singing, I am so confused!)
A big, fat, ugly chode! (I hate you so much!) Whoa-oh-oh!
We met the bare minimum time requirement of
what constitutes a full song
9. Pop Punk Pizza Party (feat. Dave Days)
I spend countless nights, or so it would seem
Lying in my bed and dreaming
About walking on the beach in the summer with my friends
Days like these should never end
I wake up, and I see, I yearn so desperately
For something that cannot be, I have to set myself free
I could never be the cool kid, why'd I have to be so stupid?
I always feel like I'm falling down, so when I go
I'll have my best friend in the front seat, and my pizza in the back
Seven pairs of khaki shorts and stickers for my Mac
Mom and Dad just don't understand
It's my life, my time to take a stand
I'll never see Baltimore again, ever again
My broken heart is still beating inside of me
I've got the whole world on my back, but I'll stay posi
'Cause our merch doesn't sell, and we don't play all that well
So we'll sleep in the van, 'cause we can't afford a hotel
I wake up, and I see, I yearn so desperately
For something that cannot be, I have to set myself free
I could never be the cool kid, why'd I have to be so stupid?
I always feel like I'm falling down, and I don't even make a sound
So when I go
I'll have my best friend in the front seat, and my pizza in the back
Seven pairs of khaki shorts and stickers for my Mac
Mom and Dad just don't understand
It's my life, my time to take a stand
I'll never see Baltimore again, ever again, ever again, ever again
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
I want this summer to never end (never end!)
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
I want this summer to never end (never end!)
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
10. All the Old Things (feat. Christina Rotondo)
No lyrics available
11. Mother's Milk
Twenty-three, my life's been rushing on by me
The world is still spinning well past the beginning
I don't know if I remember a day when
I looked at the future with bright aspirations
I don't want responsibility, give me time outside reality
Young again, without a care in the world
Please take me back to the start of my youth
When I didn't have a single thing to do
You think that I'm young, but I'm much older inside
Withered dreams and troubled times
Twenty-three
Go back in time to where it began
Twenty-three
I want to drink, please feed me
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
16. Goodbye Baltimore (The Flute Song)
This town really sucks, like you wouldn't believe, I'm sick and
Tired of the same old things, can we just pack up and leave?
I hate my band, and I hate the scene, I never
Liked guitar, I'm not a rockstar, but I know how I'll feel free
So, I'll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let's run away together
Don't you worry, I'll play the flute for money
What'd you expect? It's only been a day, I don't know
Philly like I did Baltimore, just give it time and wait
I've made some good tips, that guy gave me five bucks, he may
Have thought we were homeless, but still, that's pretty good luck
So, I'll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let's run away together
Don't you worry, I'll play the flute for money
It's been three months, and we're still on the streets
The flute may have been a bad idea, I'd prefer just to eat
I'm really hungry, and I've seen better days
I think I need some medicine for the lesions on my face
So, I'll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let's run away together
Don't you worry, I'll play the flute for money
So much for flute, wasn't as good as I thought
It'd be wise to leave Philadelphia, and go home before I rot
But I think I'll stay, and I'm not sure why
Let's stay on track, too late to go back, keep fluting 'til I die
So, I'll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let's run away together
Don't you worry, I'll play the flute for money
And uh, that's the end
BLEH
19. First World Tragedy
Let me tell you 'bout all of my problems
They don't seem to go
And I can't fathom conditions that are
Worse than my own
That's not what I want, that's not what I asked for
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
I want a world where I have
Full control
Mild inconveniences are killing me
It won't be long before they've ruined my day
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
There's nothing on Netflix that
I haven't seen
And I can't reach the remote, it's too far
Away from me
Buffering slow, in 720p
That's not full HD, this isn't funny
Why can't my Smart TV just
Do what it's told?
Mild inconveniences are killing me
This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
It wouldn't hurt to book some better bands
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
Got taken away...
They took it away...
It's getting way too hot, ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off, my dark blue balls
It's getting way too hot, ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off, my navy blue, indigo balls
I know I'm a straight white male
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell
America is the place to be
Unless you live near poverty
I know I'm a straight white male (I got mud on my shoes...)
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell (My brand new shoes...)
America is the place to be (I got mud on my shoes...)
Unless you live near poverty (My brand new shoes...)
I know I'm a straight white male (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell (My brand new shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
America is the place to be (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
Unless you live near poverty (My brand new shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I know I'm a straight white male (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(Too many voices!)
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell (My brand new shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(Too many voices!)
America is the place to be (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(Too many voices!)
Unless you live near poverty... (My brand new shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys...)
(Too many voices...)
Go!
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
I'm a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(My brand new shoes...) (Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I'm a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(My brand new shoes...) (Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I'm a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(My brand new shoes...) (Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I'm a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
It's not okay
Back home for the summer again
I keep on killing time as a means to an end
As I watch them yelling in front of me
I couldn’t help but notice this one little thing
Countless times again and again
I’ll never understand what they mean when
You have to keep up and keep on moving
Nothing makes sense not one single thing
Give me a reason I never asked for this
Though I’m still struck with bliss
Give me an answer I need to plan this out
Or take a different route
Going with the flow doing something mediocre
Pacing back and forth all night in front of the garage door
I’m not one for making excuses but
When you change the path you take you’re bound to get bruises
Opportunity has come knocking
But this one doesn’t give me much security
All I wanted was stability
Sometimes you make the leap
This game ain’t cheap
Give me a reason I never asked for this
Though I’m still struck with bliss
Give me an answer I need to plan this out
Or take a different route
Going with the flow doing something mediocre
Pacing back and forth all night in front of the garage door
2. The Catchy One
Can’t get it out of my head
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Twelve A.M. on a school night and I really need to get some sleep
I can’t forget this melody from something that I heard last week
I have a math test in the morning and a quiz in the afternoon
All I want is to get some rest, but I’m fixated on this tune
Can’t get it out of my head
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Can’t get it out of my head
I’m gonna blame this one on you
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
I feel like I’m going crazy, and I’m losing sanity, it won’t be long
Before I can’t take this song, and go on a killing spree
So damn annoying, I don’t even like this track!
It’s my least favorite on the album, I’m having a panic attack!
Can’t get it out of my head
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Can’t get it out of my head
I’m gonna blame this one on you
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the music
I’m never gonna sleep if you don’t do it
Please, please, please, please, please just kill me
I’m gonna drink a gallon of pure gasoline
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the music
I’m never gonna sleep if you don’t do it
Please, please, please, please, please just kill me
I’m gonna eat some bath salts and become a zombie
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the music
I’m probably gonna die if you don’t do it
Please, please, please, please, please just kill me
I’m gonna bathe in acid until all my bones bleed
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
(Oh, god!)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
(No, please, anything but this!)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
(Oh, it's so repetitive, it's too catchy!)
[Chorus]
Can’t get it out of my head!
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Can’t get it out of my head
I’m gonna blame this one on you
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
I hate my life!
2. Love Me Back (feat. Cody Carson)
I know a girl, I think I like her
She's the only one that I desire
We never talk, but I know her name
She has a boyfriend, isn't that a shame
Don't mind if I stare
Don't mind if I stare
'Cause girls like you are rare
Girls like you are rare
Baby, don't run away from me
'Cause baby, I need you desperately
You make me feel alive
A day without you is one I won't survive
I'm waiting, I'm aching
I'm on the verge of breaking
Hey! You're the one for me
I know what I want, don't turn away
We all know I'm your biggest fan
If I can't have you, then no one can
I'll have you know I'm not a talker
So I put a note inside your locker
I said too much, way too much, and to my horror
They issued me a restraining order
Often I'm misled
Often I'm misled
By the voices inside my head
Voices inside my head
Baby, don't run away from me
'Cause baby, I need you desperately
You make me feel alive
A day without you is one I won't survive
I'm waiting, I'm aching
I'm on the verge of breaking
Hey! You're the one for me
I know what I want, don't turn away
We all know I'm your biggest fan
If I can't have you, then guitar solo!
It's late at night, I see you walking home
Not a soul in sight, all alone
I'm in a tree, and you're below
I'm always there, and you'll never know
Lockpicks aren't cheap
Lockpicks aren't cheap
I watch you while you sleep
I watch you while you sleep
Baby, don't run away from me
'Cause baby, I need you desperately
You make me feel alive
A day without you is one I won't survive
I'm waiting, I'm aching
I'm on the verge of breaking
Hey! You're the one for me
I'll kill anyone who gets in my way
We all know I'm your biggest fan
If I can't have you, then no one can
3. Pit Warrior (feat. Dave Stephens)
At the show and no one’s moving
The crowd is dead, but I’ll keep swinging
They're unprepared and no one's looking
So when they least expect it, kick someone in the teeth!
I know I don’t have spatial awareness
But I express myself regardless of the consequences
Head to the pit, start some beef
I’m pretty sure a kid's foot grazed my knee
I realize it was an accident
But now his life is gonna end
Kick me out of the venue, and I’ll find my way back in
I'm that douche bag!
I don’t care if you’re bleeding, you messed up, say sorry
I'm that douche bag! Sue me! Blegh!
Stage dive with my feet first, kick while I crowd surf
I hope that the people holding me know that it’s my turf
I think you should know that I don’t have a soul
Hurting all you people was my only goal
Right before the best part of the song
I’m gonna steal the mic and sing all of the notes wrong
Sing them wrong! Yeah!
Kick me out of the venue, and I’ll find my way back in
I'm that douche bag!
I don’t care if you’re bleeding, you messed up, say sorry
I'm that douche bag! I'm that douche bag! I'm that douche bag!
Hey there, I noticed that you looked at me funny
You’ve made a huge mistake, you better start running
Don’t say that I’m just a troublesome bully
I don’t think you know the first thing about me
So what if I’m bad at math, and my dad doesn’t seem to like me?
I might be a little insecure, possibly a little immature, but I
Have to prove myself, now is my time to shine, you think the fun
Belongs to everyone, but I can’t have fun unless I break your spine!
Punch a 14-year-old girl!
Throw her into a merch table!
Did you guys see how strong I am?
She’ll be sleeping in the hospital!
I’m that douche bag! Douche bag!
Kill an old lady on the bus ride home!
4. Friendville
Drive up to the party in my tricked-out Subaru
I feel the warmth of this bonfire as I’m standing next to you, guess
Who brought the alcohol since they’re still students in high school?
I might be in my twenties, but this crowd makes me feel cool
So what if I don’t know them by first name?
They follow me on Facebook, that’s the point of the game
I have more friends than you
Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three
Up to my neck, all around me
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity
Come down into my basement, please just do it, don’t be rude
I have some custom juices, they’re not FDA approved
Chocolate Beefcake or perhaps some Mango Blast
Vaping is a trend that’s surely bound to last
I have more friends than you
Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three
Up to my neck, all around me
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity
Asuh dude, let’s go get some food, you’ve got me in the mood
For some of that dank-ass weed, it’s all I need
Asuh dude, let’s go get some food, you’ve got me in the mood
For some of that dank-ass weed, it’s all I need tonight...
I have more friends than you
It’s not like I need validation, that’s not even true
I’m sure you envy me
Go back home and cuddle with your bachelor’s degree
I have more friends than you
Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three
[Post-Chorus]
Up to my neck, see what I did there?
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity
Call of Duty every night
Three-sixty quick-scoped!
5. Rylo Ken
Spoiler alert! Hey dad, you’ll never understand me
I won’t be what you want and I don’t feel all that sorry
Go dark, there is no turning back now
I want to be much stronger, but it turns out I don’t know how
Years pass, I find you in my base
Walk out on this little bridge and see me face-to-face
Inside, I’m being torn apart
Will you help me?
I’ll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, right through the chest
And drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
I’ll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, and make you die
And I’ll fulfill my destiny, I hate you, Dad
Hey girl, you know you’re not that special
Your family left you in the desert, probably 'cause they hate you
I sense something deep in your mind
If it’s true, then you could use some training right by my side
Master, I’ll pass my final test
I want to finish doing what my grandfather started
This is my greatest challenge yet
And now it’s time
To stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, right through the chest
And drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
I’ll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, and make you die
And I’ll fulfill my destiny, I hate you, Dad
Ginger, take it back a notch
You need to lighten up, you have your panties in a bunch
Guess what? He likes me more than you
Our leader knows I’m better and there’s nothing you can do
Black guy, you’re really quite the traitor!
You ruined everything! We planned years for this!
And you single-handedly messed it all up!
Have you no loyalty for anyone in your life?!
I'll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, right through the chest
And drop you down an endless hole, an endless hole
I’ll stab you through-ooh-ooh the chest, and make you die
And I’ll fulfill my destiny, I’m a psychopath
6. Trigger Warning (feat. Johnny Franck)
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la, let's go!
Yeah!
Hanging with my pals, no care in the world
We're making memories, but then I see this girl
I ask her on a date, she tells me that sounds good
I'm gonna make her night, 'cause I'm a classy dude
She said, "Do you have what it takes to be a feminist?"
I said, "Sure! Let me join you on your quest for social justice!"
(What could go wrong?)
In the sun, I've never felt so happy
With my friends, there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
Couple weeks go by, she's always super pissed
She doesn't think the same as a normal feminist
I start to learn a lot about all these new things
Men deserve to die because of the patriarchy
I said, "This sounds far-fetched, but I guess I'll do as you say..."
She said, "Scum! How dare you doubt my logic in any way!"
(I guess she's right!)
In the sun, I've never felt so happy
With my friends, there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
Walking down the street, I look right at this girl
She's pretty freaking hot, let's make sure that she knows
*whistle*
"What did you just say!?"
"I-it was a whistle..."
"Did you just oppress my girlfriend right in front of me!?"
"Chill out, it was j-"
"You cis-gendered, hyper-privileged bigot!"
"Wh-what are you doing? No, stop! Please, help me!"
"This is the end of you!"
Rot in hell, you kink-shaming classist!
Choke on your words and throw yourself into a burning furnace!
Perpetuation of the cis-head supremacy!
You male-normative, close-minded, rapist! Go play in traffic!
"Look, man, take it easy..."
"Man?! Did you just assume my gender?!"
"Oh, God, please..."
"Watch your micro-aggressions! I have been triggered! Blegh!"
Deluded, chauvinistic, misgendering, middle-class, binary-
Normative, cross-dresser stigmatizing, homophobic, thin-
Privileged, rape-culture sympathizing, hyper-masculine
Kyriarchist! Acknowledge the fox-kin!
"In conclusion, I hope you die alone."
"What do these words mean?!"
"All right, where were we?"
In the sun, I've never felt so happy
With my friends, there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la-la-la!
6. Take It Easycore
Oh yeah
Thank God it's the weekend, hop in the van, let's go see our friends
This summer keeps getting better, friendship will last forever
The show goes 'til 10 P.M., but this night will never end
Take it easy, but party hard, until you pass out in the yard
Party all night, party all day!
Listen carefully to what we say!
Don't you go
This is all we know
Drink too much, we're falling down
My friends and I, we run this town
Jump, jump, jump! I know it's cliche
But nothing's standing in our way
This bond can only grow
And you'll always be my bro, and you'll always be my bro
Last night was a home run, home run! Got no regrets, the fun
Has just begun, I love you and you love me, we're a happy family
Friendship makes the world go 'round
Friendship is the best, hands down!
Friendship makes me want to shout
Friendship never gives me doubt
Friendship, friendship, friendship, friendship
Friendship, friendship, eternal friendship
Friends, friends, friends, friends
Friends, friends, I have lots of friends, blegh!
Friends, friends, friends, friends, friends, blegh!
"My God..."
Don't you go
This is all we know
Drink too much, we're falling down
My friends and I, we run this town
Jump, jump, jump! I know it's cliche
But nothing's standing in our way
This bond can only grow
And you'll always be my bro
You're my bestest friend, best friends forever
You're my bestest friend, best friends forever
You're my bestest friend, best friends forever
You're my bestest friend, best friends forever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
7. Exposure Bank
I can live off gratitude, be thankful for the things you do
All this great publicity, take all you want, it's for free
Work real hard and don't get paid, but save your money, I'm okay
On a special currency, I'm cashing checks at the exposure bank
We have so many loyal fans
It's good to know our future rests in their hands
We all do this for the thrill
Real musicians don't need much to pay the bills
I can live off gratitude, be thankful for the things you do
All this great publicity, take all you want, it's for free
Work real hard and don't get paid, but save your money, I'm okay
On a special currency, I'm cashing checks at the exposure bank
Buying bad music is the worst
Be sure to download every album, piracy comes first
Once you decide that you like it
Get some merchandise and we'll be supported
Yeah, pats on the back, yeah, live on the streets
You're entitled to our music, you did so much to deserve it
Yeah, download a car, yeah, don't need to eat
I'll never understand why people say that punk is dead
I can live off gratitude, be thankful for the things you do
All this great publicity, take all you want, it's for free
Work real hard and don't get paid, but save your money, I'm okay
On a special currency, I'm cashing checks at the exposure bank
8. Rain on My Parade
Seven days since I've seen your face
A distant memory that I can't replace
I gave you everything, but you threw it away
You wouldn't have me then and now I decay
I died a thousand times, and if there's one regret I have
The thing that makes me sad
I never got to see your boobs, I never knew if they were real
All I wanted was to cop a feel, and now I'll never know
The feeling of your boobs, I only wanted to do stuff
I never liked your personality, but now you're gone
The only lie that I ever told
Was "I love you," I was just being bold
I was notably patient, I did all of your math
So what if that makes me a sociopath?
The ice inside your heart sends a shiver down my cock
Right into a tube sock
I never got to see your boobs, I never knew if they were real
All I wanted was to cop a feel, and now I'll never know
The feeling of your boobs, I only wanted to do stuff
I never liked your personality, but now you're gone
(Your what? Are you Irish or something?)
I like to have dreams about the two of us just hanging out
In front of the TV watching something on Netflix and chilling
I'm shallow as a kiddie pool and act like I'm in middle school
But your bags of sand fit in my hands, will you please just
Let me look upon your boobs? I never knew if they were real
All I wanted was to cop a feel, and now I'll never know
The feeling of your boobs, I only wanted to do stuff
I never liked your personality, but now you're gone
I want to see your boobs
Speculate about your boobs
Draw pictures of your boobs
I've never seen a pair of boobs
9. Nothing Special (feat. Patty Walters)
At that point near the end of the album
When you don't pay as much attention as before
We wrote this song in less than an hour
Doing what we can to give you guys some more
Go ahead and call us unprepared
But we had to fill the space, and guess what?
Here's a song for you!
A filler song for you! Whoa-oh-oh!
We weren't even trying, and as a result
We have a filler song for you!
Why'd you have such high expectations?
With this many songs, it's bound to happen
You may think that we're wasting your time
That's probably because we are wasting your time
I know that we just rhymed "time" with "time," though there's
Other rhymes for "time," like "dime", and "chyme," I guess?
And here's a song for you!
A filler song for you! Whoa-oh-oh!
We weren't even trying, and as a result
We have a filler song for you!
Here's guest vocals from Patty Walters
I'm really having second thoughts about this part
Why the hell would anybody like this?
It blows my mind that you can pass this off as art
Sunrise Skater Kids is getting old
You could use some better jokes, you sellout
Patty Walters is a chode! Seriously? Really mature, guys...
A big, fat, ugly chode! Hey! Whoa-oh-oh! Asshole...
He sounds like he's thirteen! Okay, that was completely
Uncalled for! Patty Walters is a chode!
You've made it to a creative bridge...
I really don't know what to do at this point...
Let's go back to the chorus!
A filler song for you! Whoa-oh-oh!
We weren't even trying, and as a result
We have a filler song for you!
A filler song for you!
This is a shameless, vapid excuse for a song!
It's not over yet, here's a song for you!
(Damn it! You are literally just using me)
A filler song for you! Whoa-oh-oh!
(You are not like us real musicians, Jarrod!)
We weren't even trying, (obviously,) and as a result
Patty Walters is a chode!
(This isn't even you singing, I am so confused!)
A big, fat, ugly chode! (I hate you so much!) Whoa-oh-oh!
We met the bare minimum time requirement of
what constitutes a full song
9. Pop Punk Pizza Party (feat. Dave Days)
I spend countless nights, or so it would seem
Lying in my bed and dreaming
About walking on the beach in the summer with my friends
Days like these should never end
I wake up, and I see, I yearn so desperately
For something that cannot be, I have to set myself free
I could never be the cool kid, why'd I have to be so stupid?
I always feel like I'm falling down, so when I go
I'll have my best friend in the front seat, and my pizza in the back
Seven pairs of khaki shorts and stickers for my Mac
Mom and Dad just don't understand
It's my life, my time to take a stand
I'll never see Baltimore again, ever again
My broken heart is still beating inside of me
I've got the whole world on my back, but I'll stay posi
'Cause our merch doesn't sell, and we don't play all that well
So we'll sleep in the van, 'cause we can't afford a hotel
I wake up, and I see, I yearn so desperately
For something that cannot be, I have to set myself free
I could never be the cool kid, why'd I have to be so stupid?
I always feel like I'm falling down, and I don't even make a sound
So when I go
I'll have my best friend in the front seat, and my pizza in the back
Seven pairs of khaki shorts and stickers for my Mac
Mom and Dad just don't understand
It's my life, my time to take a stand
I'll never see Baltimore again, ever again, ever again, ever again
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
I want this summer to never end (never end!)
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
I want this summer to never end (never end!)
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
10. All the Old Things (feat. Christina Rotondo)
No lyrics available
11. Mother's Milk
Twenty-three, my life's been rushing on by me
The world is still spinning well past the beginning
I don't know if I remember a day when
I looked at the future with bright aspirations
I don't want responsibility, give me time outside reality
Young again, without a care in the world
Please take me back to the start of my youth
When I didn't have a single thing to do
You think that I'm young, but I'm much older inside
Withered dreams and troubled times
Twenty-three
Go back in time to where it began
Twenty-three
I want to drink, please feed me
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
16. Goodbye Baltimore (The Flute Song)
This town really sucks, like you wouldn't believe, I'm sick and
Tired of the same old things, can we just pack up and leave?
I hate my band, and I hate the scene, I never
Liked guitar, I'm not a rockstar, but I know how I'll feel free
So, I'll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let's run away together
Don't you worry, I'll play the flute for money
What'd you expect? It's only been a day, I don't know
Philly like I did Baltimore, just give it time and wait
I've made some good tips, that guy gave me five bucks, he may
Have thought we were homeless, but still, that's pretty good luck
So, I'll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let's run away together
Don't you worry, I'll play the flute for money
It's been three months, and we're still on the streets
The flute may have been a bad idea, I'd prefer just to eat
I'm really hungry, and I've seen better days
I think I need some medicine for the lesions on my face
So, I'll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let's run away together
Don't you worry, I'll play the flute for money
So much for flute, wasn't as good as I thought
It'd be wise to leave Philadelphia, and go home before I rot
But I think I'll stay, and I'm not sure why
Let's stay on track, too late to go back, keep fluting 'til I die
So, I'll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let's run away together
Don't you worry, I'll play the flute for money
And uh, that's the end
BLEH
19. First World Tragedy
Let me tell you 'bout all of my problems
They don't seem to go
And I can't fathom conditions that are
Worse than my own
That's not what I want, that's not what I asked for
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
I want a world where I have
Full control
Mild inconveniences are killing me
It won't be long before they've ruined my day
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
There's nothing on Netflix that
I haven't seen
And I can't reach the remote, it's too far
Away from me
Buffering slow, in 720p
That's not full HD, this isn't funny
Why can't my Smart TV just
Do what it's told?
Mild inconveniences are killing me
This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
It wouldn't hurt to book some better bands
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
Got taken away...
They took it away...
It's getting way too hot, ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off, my dark blue balls
It's getting way too hot, ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off, my navy blue, indigo balls
I know I'm a straight white male
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell
America is the place to be
Unless you live near poverty
I know I'm a straight white male (I got mud on my shoes...)
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell (My brand new shoes...)
America is the place to be (I got mud on my shoes...)
Unless you live near poverty (My brand new shoes...)
I know I'm a straight white male (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell (My brand new shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
America is the place to be (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
Unless you live near poverty (My brand new shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I know I'm a straight white male (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(Too many voices!)
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell (My brand new shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(Too many voices!)
America is the place to be (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(Too many voices!)
Unless you live near poverty... (My brand new shoes...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys...)
(Too many voices...)
Go!
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
I'm a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(My brand new shoes...) (Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I'm a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(My brand new shoes...) (Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I'm a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(My brand new shoes...) (Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I'm a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
It's not okay
Artwork – Zeke Tucker
Mastered By – Sam Pura
Producer – Johnny Franck
Tracking By – Ben Drake
Vocals – Varrick Jay
Written-By – Jarrod Alonge
Mastered By – Sam Pura
Producer – Johnny Franck
Tracking By – Ben Drake
Vocals – Varrick Jay
Written-By – Jarrod Alonge