Beating a Dead Horse

1. The Swimmer
2. Love Me Back (feat. Cody Carson)
3. Unbreakable
4. Save My Life
5. Inconceivable Somatic Defecation (feat. Jared Dines)
6. Take It Easycore
7. Bite the Curb
8. Misogyneric (feat. Mattie Montgomery)
9. Pop Punk Pizza Party (feat. Dave Days)
10. The Distance Between You and Me Is Longer Than the Title of This Song
11. I'm So Scene 2.0 (feat. Johnny Franck)
12. Cosmic Metaphysical Verisimilitude (feat. Mike Semesky)
13. 2 Freaky 4 Da Club
14. Hey Jarrod, What's That Song Again?
15. Goodbye Baltimore
16. Pray for Progress
17. Brevé Canzoné
18. Waifu (feat. Drewsif)
19. First World Tragedy
20. 2 Warped 4 Da - Remix
21. Suck My 401k (feat. Chris Linck)

1. The Swimmer

Beneath the surface, I have found true despair
As my lungs fill with water and I gasp out for air
The life in my eyes begins to fade
While my inner transgressions remain unpaid

I can’t feel my own skin drowning in the undertow, the undertow
I’ll never make it out alive, I need you to revive me

I can’t breathe, the weight of the world is pulling me under
Keep my head above water, so I can see you again
The waves crash upon me, over and over, over and over
And I’m drowning in the sunset, baby, will you revive me?

My fate is one that only I will know
I feel the wrath of all that lies below
I think a shark just swam right by my leg
When will you realize that this is the end?

On a ship lost at sea, this storm is headed for me
In an ocean of my fears, not a single life jacket there

I’ve fallen off the edge, I never learned how to swim
I kick and I scream, caught in the riptide
Deeper and deeper, I need a lifeguard
Or something, I need them here

Contact the coast guard! No, seriously, help!
I’m not that buoyant! I need you to revive me!

I can’t breathe, the weight of the world is pulling me under
Keep my head above water, so I can see you again
The waves crash upon me, over and over, over and over
And I’m drowning in the sunset, baby, will you revive me?

Yeah, alright, grab your partner and gather ‘round, we’re about to
Go downtown, this is how we do it in Tennessee, watch carefully!
And play that cowbell! Yeehaw! Needs more cowbell!
Red Solo cups and chewing tobacco!

2. Love Me Back (feat. Cody Carson)

I know a girl, I think I like her
She’s the only one that I desire
We never talk, but I know her name
She has a boyfriend, isn’t that a shame
Don’t mind if I stare
Don’t mind if I stare
‘Cause girls like you are rare
Girls like you are rare

Baby, don’t run away from me
‘Cause baby, I need you desperately

You make me feel alive
A day without you is one I won’t survive
I’m waiting, I’m aching
I’m on the verge of breaking
Hey! You’re the one for me
I know what I want, don’t turn away
We all know I’m your biggest fan
If I can’t have you, then no one can

I’ll have you know I’m not a talker
So I put a note inside your locker
I said too much, way too much, and to my horror
They issued me a restraining order
Often I’m misled
Often I'm misled
By the voices inside my head
Voices inside my head

Baby, don’t run away from me
‘Cause baby, I need you desperately

You make me feel alive
A day without you is one I won’t survive
I’m waiting, I’m aching
I’m on the verge of breaking
Hey! You’re the one for me
I know what I want, don’t turn away
We all know I’m your biggest fan
If I can’t have you, then guitar solo!

It’s late at night, I see you walking home
Not a soul in sight, all alone
I’m in a tree, and you’re below
I’m always there, and you’ll never know
Lockpicks aren’t cheap
Lockpicks aren't cheap
I watch you while you sleep
I watch you while you sleep

Baby, don’t run away from me
‘Cause baby, I need you desperately

You make me feel alive
A day without you is one I won’t survive
I’m waiting, I’m aching
I’m on the verge of breaking
Hey! You’re the one for me
I'll kill anyone who gets in my way
We all know I’m your biggest fan
If I can’t have you, then no one can

I want to wear your skin

3. Unbreakable

We gave it all, we’re never looking back
Let’s go!

I've lived another day
To follow the path set before me
I fight to carry on
My heart grows cold, but I will never fall

With bloodshot eyes
I see the light at the end of the road
I'm tired and broken, this trial awoken
The will to carry on

Hope to the hopeless, voice to the voiceless
Peace to the restless, home to the homeless
Pennies to the penniless, there’s so much hope in the world
Just look inside and you’ll find it

Set me free
I’ll be remembered for what I’ve done for everyone
This means a lot to me, take it seriously
We sacrificed everything to be who we want to be

The world turned it’s back on me
How could I ever be the man that I’m supposed to be?
Break it down, break these walls
I’m standing tall through it all
Don’t act like you know what’s best
Step away from me, I’m an adult

I’m so sick of watching you
Live a life without meaning, I’m calling you out!
Where will you stand when the walls come crashing down?
You have no hope, you don’t believe, I’m calling you out!
Just find your way to the light that you find in the dark
Don’t waste your life, you punk-ass bitch, I’m calling you out!
Oof! Wah! Huah! Ahh! Ooh! Wehh! Eyup! Sah!
Get me a cough drop!

Set me free
I’ll be remembered for what I’ve done for everyone
This means a lot to me, take it seriously
We sacrificed everything to be who we want to be

Dear Mom
I’m writing you this letter to let you know
That I’ve found my path on the road less taken
And I won’t be coming back, except to visit every now and then
Because you cook good food, and I miss you
I kinda need some money, perhaps 200 bucks
I can pay back, please!
I have feelings, blegh!


4. Save My Life

Just hold on

Do you ever feel so alone
Like a broken statue, your path unknown
Have you ever been so far down
Like you're thrown away and kicked around
Stand by your brothers
And they will pick you up
But always look to me
When you’re not strong enough

Take my hand, and I’ll show you the way out

Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
I am your everything, your one foundation
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
I am the voice of your generation
Stand with me
Become the person you were always meant to be
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
I am the voice of your generation

If you feel like you’re broken
Like a fallen branch in isolation
If you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders
I can pick you up off the ground
I am the cure to every sadness
I am protection from every fear
I am the cure to all diseases
I am your only true salvation

Take my hand, and I’ll show you the way out
Take my hand, or you’ll fade away

Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
I am your everything, your one foundation
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
I am the voice of your generation
Stand with me
Become the person you were always meant to be
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
I am the voice of your generation

If you ever had a dream!
The dream to be somebody!
If you ever have a hard time at school, always believe in yourself!
And let my voice guide you into the light!

Reborn from the ashes, you are who I say you are
Look up in the sky, my unstoppable power guides you
Lift up your hands, and bow before me
Through your insecurities, I will reign supreme!

Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
I am your everything, your one foundation
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
I am the voice of your generation
Stand with me
Become the person you were always meant to be
Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh
I am the voice of your generation

Worship me, buy my record, I know where you sleep, blegh

5. Inconceivable Somatic Defecation (feat. Jared Dines)

Eviscerate and bathe in disemboweled flesh!
Consume the rotting corpse, inhale the fecal fumes!
Infection! Infection!
Eternal seepage!

Conjugal declension of my foul abrasions
Gargling on bile shall fulfill my filthy fetish
Behold the stench of this fermented vomit
I wish to nibble on my necrotizing wounds

Burn, burn, I am a cannibal
Burn, burn, indulge my sadist mind
Burn, burn, I am depravity
Burn, burn, nom nom nom, this tastes so good

Lather my jowls in this milky pleasure cream
Moist smegma dripping down your sweaty taint
Maim the innocent with a rusty butter knife
Insert the bloody tampon into my eye socket

Burn, burn, I am a cannibal
Burn, burn, indulge my sadist mind
Burn, burn, I am depravity
Burn, burn, nom nom nom this tastes so good

Slice up the intestines and construct a salad
Bleed the weasel into a crusty tube sock
Prepare the human centipede, but instead use babies
Press hot needles into my gooch

Locked away in everlasting pain
On the verge of inevitable release
Anticipation of this agonizing fate
My insides churn and violently spew diarrhea!

Defecation complications
I feel the hand of death gripping at my prostate
Defecation complications
Constant hot-snakes released from my gluteus
Defecation complications
Don’t stop picking at my anal scabs
Defecation complications
Hot Pockets are really quite disgusting

6. Take It Easycore

Oh yeah

Thank God it’s the weekend, hop in the van, let’s go see our friends
This summer keeps getting better, friendship will last forever
The show goes 'til 10 P.M., but this night will never end
Take it easy, but party hard, until you pass out in the yard

Party all night, party all day!
Listen carefully to what we say!

Don’t you go
This is all we know
Drink too much, we’re falling down
My friends and I, we run this town
Jump, jump, jump! I know it’s cliche
But nothing's standing in our way
This bond can only grow
And you’ll always be my bro, and you’ll always be my bro

Last night was a home run, home run! Got no regrets, the fun
Has just begun, I love you and you love me, we’re a happy family

Friendship makes the world go ‘round
Friendship is the best, hands down!
Friendship makes me want to shout
Friendship never gives me doubt
Friendship, friendship, friendship, friendship
Friendship, friendship, eternal friendship
Friends, friends, friends, friends
Friends, friends, I have lots of friends, blegh!
Friends, friends, friends, friends, friends, blegh!
My God…

Don’t you go
This is all we know
Drink too much, we’re falling down
My friends and I, we run this town
Jump, jump, jump! I know it’s cliche
But nothing's standing in our way
This bond can only grow
And you’ll always be my bro

You’re my bestest friend, best friends forever
You’re my bestest friend, best friends forever
You’re my bestest friend, best friends forever
You’re my bestest friend, best friends forever

Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever

7. Bite the Curb

Agh

Get out of my face
I don’t think you know your place
Filling the streets with your shit
Down in the gutter, afraid to commit
To the truth, I give my life
I keep the faith even through the strife
Boston Hardcore, born and raised
I will never stand by a fake
You're in my way, I'll knock you down
My enemies are all around
You talking smack, you watch your back
I chew you up, I spit you out

I have friends that are stronger than you’ll ever be
You’re nothing, but a sell out punk who never stood for anything
I never want to live like you, you make me sick
I’d rather be let up than be a let up, blegh!

Life wasn’t easy growing up in the suburbs
People called me stupid names, that really hurts
I don’t care if I went to private school
I’ll smash your face in, don’t be so cruel

I will stand here right by my friends
I stand for purity, honesty, respect
Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness
Gentleness, and self-control, blegh!
I go to church every damn day
Get off my back or there’s hell to pay
I will not hesitate to call the cops
My dad's a lawyer, you better stop!

8. Misogyneric (feat. Mattie Montgomery)

Chivalry is dead
Blegh

You always go for bad boys
Bad boys
You owe me for all the things that I’ve done
I was better than everyone
Don’t say I’m like a brother to you
I deserve more, I have nothing to prove

You know, real men have class and
Swag is for boys
I’m not a jerk, I’m not a douche bag
I don’t belong in this friend zone

M'lady, in case you haven't noticed
I’m a nice guy, I’m a nice guy, bitch

I never gave you up, I never let you down
I never ran around and deserted you
I’m entitled to
Your affection!

If I could make you feel how I felt when you
Stabbed me in the back, and I could look you in the
Face with these bloodshot eyes
This one time, I would say-
Right to your face, right now
In this very moment, if I could tell you
One thing before I walk out the door
With my last dying breath, I'd tell you-
Very carefully, without hesitation
This one thing that I’m going to
Tell you right now if you only knew how
Ready I was to say that-
If I was the last person on earth
And you were the other last person on earth, then you wouldn’t
Be ready for when these words hit you
In just a second, I’m gonna do it, here it is

9. Pop Punk Pizza Party (feat. Dave Days)

I spend countless nights, or so it would seem
Lying in my bed and dreaming
About walking on the beach in the summer with my friends
Days like these should never end

I wake up, and I see, I yearn so desperately
For something that cannot be, I have to set myself free
I could never be the cool kid, why'd I have to be so stupid?
I always feel like I'm falling down, so when I go

I'll have my best friend in the front seat, and my pizza in the back
Seven pairs of khaki shorts and stickers for my Mac
Mom and Dad just don't understand
It's my life, my time to take a stand
I'll never see Baltimore again, ever again

My broken heart is still beating inside of me
I've got the whole world on my back, but I'll stay posi
'Cause our merch doesn't sell, and we don't play all that well
So we'll sleep in the van, 'cause we can't afford a hotel

I wake up, and I see, I yearn so desperately
For something that cannot be, I have to set myself free
I could never be the cool kid, why'd I have to be so stupid?
I always feel like I'm falling down, and I don't even make a sound
So when I go

I'll have my best friend in the front seat, and my pizza in the back
Seven pairs of khaki shorts and stickers for my Mac
Mom and Dad just don't understand
It's my life, my time to take a stand
I'll never see Baltimore again, ever again, ever again, ever again

I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends

I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)

I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends
I want this summer to never end
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
I want this summer to never end (never end!)
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)
I want this summer to never end (never end!)
I'm getting out of this town with my friends (with my friends!)

10. The Distance Between You and Me Is Longer Than the Title of This Song

Lost in my thoughts again, I never know what to say
Sitting under the oak tree in my
Front yard playing Pokémon games
We had so much fun doing stuff like that
Pacing metaphorically through the Midwest
My heart drags on the bottom of the ocean
Like a silver fox prancing under the desert sun
I forgot to turn in my homework

The summer came to an end
When the autumn leaves fall on the winter grass
You keep pretending
And I’m still sad
Riding down to the Waffle House
On our fixed-gear bikes
I watched the sun rise countless times
I think I lost my library card, I'm still sad!

This is the last time
I will use your name in a song
And I can’t believe all the time that’s gone by
All the time that's gone by!
This is the last time
That I'll ever hold your hand
Do you remember those
Nights on the front porch
Across from my parents' house
My parents' house! Behind our school
Our school! How can I remember, remember!
Not to cry when I'm so sad

You’re so dramatic!

If newborn babies could speak
They would be the most intelligent beings
On planet earth
I only apply to the sixth amendment
Gravity is the
Greatest film of our generation
There is no nutrients
In our food anymore
Or in our soil, or in our water!
When the first animal went extinct
That should've been a sign
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real

11. I'm So Scene 2.0 (feat. Johnny Franck)

No lyrics available

12. Cosmic Metaphysical Verisimilitude (feat. Mike Semesky)

Mathematics
Trigonometry

Traverse the cosmic void
I combine with the astral polygon
Calculating infinite particles
Awaken to the gravitational entropy
Emerge from the machine
Ubiquitous translucent form
Reconnect with the liquid energy
Nebulous
Reform the symbiotic galaxies
Destabilize the cosmic pulse
Sequencing continuous astrometric artifacts
Exploration of this nebulous
Celestial ambiguity
Hypothetical exegetical consciousness

What will become of our logarithmic
Exponential autonomous interferometry?
Cross between obsidian suborbitals (Suborbitals)
Multifractality will lead to catastrophe

Celestial amalgamations
Deep within the eclipse of the exosolar hypotenuse
Understand the hypothetical artifacts
I cannot fathom the accretion disk
Symbiosis

Mathematics

Protoplanetary singularity
Multidimensional spectral magnitude
Searching for magnetic resonance
Resonance

Parallax
Construct additional pylons
Vespene gas


13. 2 Freaky 4 Da Club

Gettin’ freaky, gettin’ freaky in the club tonight
Come and get me baby, let’s make sure that we do it right
Party hard, party hard, we party constantly
Goin' hard, goin' hard, let’s drink responsibly

Walk up in the club with my Gucci sneaks
With a Rollie on my wrist, got the girls in heat
Turn it up, blaze it up, roll a big fat joint
It’s prescription for my back pain and my achy joints
Haters here, haters there, haters everywhere
Talkin' smack behind my back, but I don’t even care
I am rubber, you are glue, what you say sticks back on you
But you can have your own opinion, first Amendment cause it’s fair

Hop in the G6, and you know it
Got the girls, got the money, it's time to blow it
Slap her with the $wagCh0de
Slap her with the $wagCh0de
Hop in the G6, and you know it
Got the girls, got the money, it's time to blow it
Hop in the G6, and you know it
Got the girls, got the money, it's time to blow it

Let's blow it

Gettin’ freaky, gettin’ freaky in the club tonight
Come and get me baby, let’s make sure that we do it right
Party hard, party hard, we party constantly
Goin' hard, goin' hard, let’s drink responsibly

Hoes to my left, and hoes to my right
If I get enough, I’m gonna party all night
It’s gonna get freaky, but I’ll make sure there’s consent
Cause girls are people too, we should treat them with respect
Club until we drop, let’s get something to eat
It’s getting late, I have to go, gotta get some sleep
Drink a warm glass of milk by 8 p.m
Get up early, go to work, gotta pay the rent

Cigarettes? No way, I want to keep my lungs
Beat it punk! Get an education!

Hop in the G6, and you know it
Got the girls, got the money, it's time to blow it
Slap her with the $wagCh0de (What? Okay!)
Slap her with the $wagCh0de (What? Okay! Okay!)
Hop in the G6, and you know it
Got the girls, got the money, it's time to blow it
Hop in the G6, and you know it
Got the girls, got the money, it's time to blow it

$wag, what?, *unintelligible screaming*, $wagCh0de
Let's blow it!

14. Hey Jarrod, What's That Song Again?

No lyrics available

15. Goodbye Baltimore

This town really sucks, like you wouldn’t believe, I’m sick and
Tired of the same old things, can we just pack up and leave?
I hate my band, and I hate the scene, I never
Liked guitar, I’m not a rockstar, but I know how I’ll feel free

So, I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let’s run away together
Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money

What’d you expect? It’s only been a day, I don’t know
Philly like I did Baltimore, just give it time and wait
I’ve made some good tips, that guy gave me five bucks, he may
Have thought we were homeless, but still, that’s pretty good luck

So, I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let’s run away together
Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money

It’s been three months, and we’re still on the streets
The flute may have been a bad idea, I’d prefer just to eat
I’m really hungry, and I’ve seen better days
I think I need some medicine for the lesions on my face

So, I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let’s run away together
Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money

So much for flute, wasn’t as good as I thought
It’d be wise to leave Philadelphia, and go home before I rot
But I think I’ll stay, and I’m not sure why
Let’s stay on track, too late to go back, keep fluting 'til I die

So, I’ll just say goodbye to the blue sky, let’s run away together
Don’t you worry, I’ll play the flute for money

And uh, that's the end!
BLEH!

16. Pray for Progress

Can we take this down a notch?
My voice is reborn, my throat is re-torn
Have you lost all faith in us?
We’re the same as before, don’t settle the score
Why stay the same forever
When this change sounds so much better?
Maybe you should do this for us
If you’re so damn smart

I’ll pray for progress, I’ll count my losses
God forbid I change, God forbid I change
Forget about where I’ve been, forgive me for being human
God forbid I change, God forbid I change

What did you expect?
We’re getting older, we have more to tell
And the last time that I checked
Living in the past never worked out well
I’ll sing these lyrics 'til I can’t anymore
Until the phlegm in my throat spews out on the floor
Have your own opinion, you’re entitled to it
As long as it’s not stupid and total bullshit

Complete. Bollocks. Piss off.

I’ll pray for progress, I’ll count my losses
God forbid I change, God forbid I change
Forget about where I’ve been, forgive me for being human
God forbid I change, God forbid I change

I will never drown, I will build my throne
Can you feel my heart? It never ends with a moan
I will never drown, I will build my throne
Can you feel my heart? It never ends with a moan

I’ll pray for progress, I’ll count my losses
God forbid I change, God forbid I change
Forget about where I’ve been, forgive me for being human
God forbid I change, God forbid I change

God forbid I change, God forbid I change
God forbid I change, maybe I’ll stay the same
Breakdowns don’t pay the bills
But sometimes they do

17. Brevé Canzoné

I've written this song as a form of new content
And as soon as it starts, it's already over
Artistic choices
Sorry

18. Waifu (feat. Drewsif)

They cannot understand our love, your loyalty is a gift from above
If you promise to stay kawaii, I will always be your senpai

Desu

Notice me, senpai
Senpai

19. First World Tragedy

Let me tell you ‘bout all of my problems
They don’t seem to go
And I can’t fathom conditions that are
Worse than my own
That’s not what I want, that’s not what I asked for
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
I want a world where I have
Full control

Mild inconveniences are killing me
It won’t be long before they’ve ruined my day

I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
My parent’s credit card got taken away

There’s nothing on Netflix that
I haven’t seen
And I can’t reach the remote, it’s too far
Away from me
Buffering slow, in 720p
That’s not full HD, this isn’t funny
Why can’t my Smart TV just
Do what it’s told?

Mild inconveniences are killing me
This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
It wouldn’t hurt to book some better bands

I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
My parent’s credit card got taken away

Got taken away...
They took it away...
It’s getting way too hot, ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I’m freezing my own balls off, my dark blue balls
It’s getting way too hot, ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I’m freezing my own balls off, my navy blue, indigo balls


I know I’m a straight white male
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in hell
America is the place to be
Unless you live near poverty
I know I’m a straight white male (I got mud on my shoes...)
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in hell (My brand new shoes...)
America is the place to be (I got mud on my shoes...)
Unless you live near poverty (My brand new shoes...)
I know I’m a straight white male (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in hell (My brand new shoes...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
America is the place to be (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
Unless you live near poverty (My brand new shoes...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I know I’m a straight white male (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(Too many voices!)
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in hell (My brand new shoes...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(Too many voices!)
America is the place to be (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(Too many voices!)
Unless you live near poverty... (My brand new shoes...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys...)
(Too many voices...)
Go!

I’m getting no internet, don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there’s a crack in the screen
I’m a first world tragedy, it’s not okay
My parent’s credit card got taken away

I’m a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(My brand new shoes...) (Too many voices...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I’m a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(My brand new shoes...) (Too many voices...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I’m a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
(My brand new shoes...) (Too many voices...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
I’m a first world tragedy (I got mud on my shoes...)
(Too many voices...)
(Can’t find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?)
It's not okay...

20. 2 Warped 4 Da - Remix

Hop in the G6, and you know it
Got the girls, got the money, it's time to blow it
Slap her with the $wagCh0de
Slap her with the $wagCh0de

Hop in the G6, and you know it
Got the girls, got the money, it's time to blow it

Let's blow it!



21. Suck My 401k (feat. Chris Linck)

Investment is the purchase of an asset or an item with the hope that it will generate income or appreciate in the future and be sold at the higher price and generally does not include deposits with a bank or similar institution which is opposite of trading or speculation, which are short-term practices involving a much higher degree of risk. Financial assets take many forms and can range from the ultra safe low return government bonds to much higher risk and higher reward international stocks, and a good investment strategy will diversify the portfolio according to the specified needs and regardless of the success of a fundamental pick, full potential of the asset cannot be reached without a proper money management strategy. Investments can be made through indirect intermediaries such as pension funds, banks, brokers, and the insurance companies which are institutions that may pool money received from a large number of individuals into funds like unit trusts and SICAVs.

That may have been too much to take in
So let’s just go real slow and I’ll show you where I’ve been
I’ve got college for my kids and retirement covered
You should start investing early, get ahead of the others

Ask your CPA about stocks, bonds, mutual funds, real estate
Analyze potential assets with sufficient research
Always make sure you identify
The risks related to your

Investing, keep watching, look at my money managing
Strategy, examine my liquid assets
Investing, keep watching, look at my money managing
Strategy, examine my liquid assets now

Why get rich quick when you can take your time?
There’s no upside to committing financial crimes

Look out for pyramid schemes
They’re unsustainable
If it seems too good to be true, contact the
Federal Trade Commission, take control of your finances

Investing, keep watching, look at my money managing
Strategy, examine my liquid assets
Investing, keep watching, look at my money managing
Strategy, examine my liquid assets now

Take financial responsibility, retire early with a happy family
Take financial responsibility, retire early with a happy family
Take financial responsibility, retire early with a happy family
Take financial responsibility, retire early with a happy family

There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum.
There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum.

There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum.
There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum.
There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum...


Primary Artists - Amidst the Grave’s Demons, Canadian Softball, Chewed Up, Rectangles, Sunrise Skater Kids, $wagCh0de & Vermicide Violence
Featuring - Chris Linck, Cody Carson, Dave Days, Drewsif Stalin, Jared Dines, Johnny Franck, Mattie Montgomery & Mike Semesky
Producers - Drewsif Stalin, Jarrod Alonge, Joey Sturgis, Johnny Franck, Luke Oxendale, Sam Pura, Ben Drake, Joe Mitra & $wagCh0de
Writers - Jarrod Alonge
Mastered by - Sam Pura, Joey Sturgis
Mixed by - Johnny Franck
Parody of - brokeNCYDE & Memphis May Fire
Vocals - Varrick Jay, Dylan Werle
Vocal Editing - Dylan Werle
Vocals By - Drewsif Stalin’s Musical Endeavors & Mike Semesky
Artowkr - Sarah Schmidt