The Praxis of Prophylaxis

1. Exuberant Sputum
2. A Dyspneic Frenzy
3. Coronaviscerated (feat. Jared Dines)
4. West of the Nile
5. Antihelminthica
6. Preclusion of the Mastectomy (feat. Lauren Babic)
7. Concentrated Injections of Pure Autism
8. Asthmatic Asphyxiation
9. Gingivitriolic
10. Reign of Deafness

1. Exuberant Sputum

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2. A Dyspneic Frenzy

Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
A dreadful sensation of imminent death
Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
You have severe anxiety

Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
Deep inhale, exhale
Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
It's all gonna be okay

Find your happy place
Close your eyes, repeat a mantra
Think of things that makes you happy
Find your happy place
Serenity now, serenity now

In and out
In and out
In and out
In and BLEEEGH

Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
Deep inhale, exhale
Just breathe
Relax
Just breathe
It's all gonna be okay

In and out
In and out
In and out
In and out
In and out
In and out
You could always take some benzodiazepines
But if all else fails, just think about happy things
Think of happy things

Happy fucking things
Like kitties
Rainbows
Lollipops
Brownies
Cookies
Puppies
Slinkys
Trampolines
Diet Coke
Sledding

Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
A dreadful sensation of imminent death
Hyperventilation
You sweat, you shake
Heart palpitations
I promise you will be okay

3. Coronaviscerated (feat. Jared Dines)

COVID-19
Know the facts, know the disease
If you get sick in 2020, begin the quarantine
COVID-19
Don't freak out, but don't be a fool
Misinformation is all I see, please consult the CDC

Always wash your hands
For a minimum of twenty seconds
If you use sanitizer
No less than sixty percent alcohol

Stay home if you have a fever with a cough
You are still contagious while you're asymptomatic

Six feet of contact is all that it needs
Respiratory droplets from a sneeze
Transmission from surfaces commonly touched
Two days to two weeks until symptoms show up

COVID-19
Know the facts, know the disease
If you get sick in 2020, begin the quarantine
COVID-19
Don't freak out, but don't be a fool
Misinformation is all I see, please consult the CDC

Disinfect your kitchen, it's where you make your food
Disinfect your bathroom, it's where you share your poos
Disinfect your doorknobs, they'll get you by surprise
And most importantly, don't touch your nose, mouth, and eyes
Don't go to China, don't eat the noodles
Don't go to Japan, don't eat the sushi
Don't go to Italy, don't eat the spaghetti
Don't go to Iran, you shouldn't be going there anyway
Don't be a racist, be nice to the Asians
You won't get the virus from Panda Express
If you're still angry, get mad at the incompetent politicians
Who won't do their fucking jobs

4. West of the Nile

Fucking bug bites

The eye of Horus shall not gaze upon me
Pestilence inscribed
Discover why I'm mummified
They descend with wings like scarabs
Eternal anguish
They make your ankles itch

Obliterate standing water
Manifest DEET or picaridin
Drape yourself in deeper colors
Remain indoors
Oil of lemon eucalyptus
Prevention is a blessing
Protect your metaphysical being
With a mesh net while you're sleeping
Beware the proboscis
Even gemstones cannot save you

Fucking bug bites
Enter the afterlife
Become a sacrifice from a mosquito bite
Transcend the viral plight
This revelation is your salvation
Enter the afterlife
Become a sacrifice from a mosquito bite
Transcend the viral plight
This revelation is your salvation

Malaria, chikungunya
Vector-borne illness shall erase your existence
Yellow fever, filariasis
Tularemia and keystone virus
Barmah forest fever, dirofilariasis
Allow me to enlighten you about encephalitis
Japanese encephalitis
Saint Louis encephalitis
Western equine encephalitis
Eastern equine encephalitis
La Crosse encephalitis
Venezuelan equine encephalitis
Did I mention encephalitis?
It wouldn't feel good having encephalitis

I fucking hate mosquitos
Six-legged piece of shit
No ecological contributions
Why the fuck do they even exist?

5. Antihelminthica

Itchy butthole, diarrhea

Contamination, no sanitation
A Caesar salad worthy of incineration
Consummation, full digestion
Prepare my bowels for absolute evacuation
Bountiful eggs multiply
Larval desolation deep inside
Locate the restroom with haste
A single murky tear drips down my taint

Oh God, the stench
The stench of death

Neglected tropical disease
I require 10 milligrams of zinc

Itchy butthole, diarrhea

My sphincter's clenched
And I'm running out of time
Lose all control, overrun by parasites
My sphincter's clenched
Shooting pain up through my spine
There is no God, there is no God tonight

Vermicide
The helminth dies
Vermicide
The helminth dies

Neglected tropical disease
That's what I get for eating dirty greens

Inconceivable somatic defecation
Inconceivable somatic defecation

Succumb to the anal firestorm

Liquid stool
Satan's gravy

6. Preclusion of the Mastectomy (feat. Lauren Babic)

No lyrics available

7. Concentrated Injections of Pure Autism

No immunity
Acquire this disease
Ignorance and hubris
Your family shall be fruitless
Attenuation
Vile contagion
Ravaged by the outbreak
Dead babies you shall make
Give your kids their fucking shots

Stupid fucking hippies
All science proves you wrong
Filthy incubators
Your child is a bioweapon
Your child is a bioweapon

MMR, DTAP, chickenpox, HEP-A, HEP-B
Rotavirus, HPV, influenza, MEN-B

Fuck

8. Asthmatic Asphyxiation

I need air, I cannot breathe
Please find me air, it's hard to breathe
I need some air, I cannot breathe
I need my puffer urgently
I need air, I cannot breathe
Please find me air, it's hard to breathe
I need my puffer now
I need air, I can't breathe
I am slowly dying
Just a puff, one or two
I begin to turn blue

Prepare the aerosol
Compact albuterol
Short-acting beta-2-adrenoceptor agonist
A metered dose shall cure me of this
A failed commitment to a long term treatment
Corticosteroids such as beclomethasone
Or perhaps salmeterol in conjuction with those

I need air, I cannot breathe
Please find me air, it's hard to breathe
I need some air, I cannot breathe
I need my puffer urgently
I need air, I cannot breathe
Please find me air, it's hard to breathe
I need my puffer right now
Right now, right fucking now
Bronchodilation must occur right now

It's too late for inhalation
Intravenous injections of magnesium sulfate
Pulmonic irritation
Bronchial inflammation
Pulmonic irritation, fuck
Bronchial inflammation

9. Gingivitriolic

I brushed my teeth today
I asked if you could do the same
Your bleeding gums are tender to the touch
Your breath smells like a sewage leak
Please turn your head before you speak
Have you ever flossed in your life?
Streptococcus mutans and other anaerobes
Form a nasty biofilm called plaque
Polysaccharides and glycoproteins too
Combine with those bacteria, it's true
If you wish to keep those kernels you call teeth
I recommend you do this twice a day
Cavity upon cavity, your mouth will surely rot
You must use hydrogen peroxide toothpaste

(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)
(Brush your teeth)

Brush your teeth
Brush your fucking teeth
Brush your teeth
Don't forget to floss
Mouthwash, too
You could actually die
For fuck's sake, brush your teeth

10. Reign of Deafness

And I'll say I'm going deaf
Because I know there's isn't a cure
Where are my plugs?
Where are my plugs?
Where are my fucking plugs?

Unlike other senses, hearing was important
Make way for a long life of deafness
Tinnitus is pure torture, a senseless massacre
Not a single thing heard, for the only sound is the ringing of
A furtive high-pitch tone

This is only the land of the hearing
As long as we're not damaged by sound
There is no antidote
For this stupid disease

In concerts it is born
To our graves, this ringing shall be sworn
Did you know tinnitus affects 1 in 5?
What the fuck! That's a...a lot of people

A phantom sound, a sound will pride
It rings beyond this life

Rejoice at concerts, but wear earplugs
Whatever you do, protect your ears if they're important to you
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If life was simple
I'd have heard what you asked
It's hard to listen to those words of yours

You won't hear sound
You will see the true face of deafness
(Hearing damage)
Now and forever

You only get two ears
You only hear once, so just buy some earplugs
You only hear once, so just buy some earplugs
You only hear once, buy fucking plugs
You only hear once, so just buy some earplugs

We have a disease, we can't hear a thing
We have a disease, we can't hear a thing
Get your hearing health under control

Vocals By - Jake Impellizzeri
Mastered by - Lee Albrecht
Mixed By - Lee Albrecht
Written By - Lee Albrecht & Jarrod Alonge
Artwork by - Mike Ayers