Milking a Dead Cow: Uber-Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative-Effort AI Slop Edition (2025)

Milking a Dead Cow: Uber-Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative-Effort AI Slop Edition

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1. Comically Radical Attitude
2. Parallel World Tragedy
3. Too Shy for the Club
4. Push Pit Pizza Party
5. Th1rsty Gurl Trag3dy
6. Suck My Knuckles
7. Incinerate Baltimore
8. Crustaceous Exoskeletal Amplitude
9. I'm So Djent
10. Impressionable Romantic Desperation
11. Da D1st4nc3 Btw33n My B4wlz n Ur M0uth
12. The Fighter
13. Indescribable Pepperoni Indigestion
14. Too Holy for My Church
15. Underworld Tragedy
16. The Drowner
17. Prog Metal LAN Party
18. The Distance to Taco Bell Is Longer Than This Song
19. The $$$wallower
20. I'm So Tuff
21. Take It Metalcore
22. Suck My Shotgun
23. Undateable
24. Sad World Tragedy
25. Miscalciferic
26. Sav3 My $wag
27. Brotherhood Pizza Party
28. Immeasurable Charismatic Salvation
29. Pray for Processors
30. The Distance Between Your Head And Your Torso
31. Bite My Tongue
32. Take It Hardcore
33. Cut My Back
34. Unfckble
35. The Skater
1. Comically Radical Attitude

Summer's coming
No more history

Traverse the empty mall
I will grind on the rail at Cinnabon
Skateboarding with all of my bestest friends
Awaken to the pepperoni pizza grease
Escape from the routine

Ridiculous and boring school
Reconnect with the homies at the pool
Totally
Reform the reputation that I lost
Destabilize the parents house

Sequencing continuous energetic party snacks
Exploration of this total mess
Suburban unpopularity
Hypothetical educational uselessness

What will become of our summer break time
Exponential and autonomous immaturity
Cross between a pizza slice and taco shells
And taco shells
My mom and dad are gonna ground me for eternity

The pizza shop accumulation
Deep within the basement of my mommy's house on a Friday night
Understand the hypothetical party snacks
I cannot fathom the summer romance
Pizza Party

Pizza Party

Protoplanetary popularity
Multidimensional pizza attitude
Searching for my girlfriend at the mall
At the mall

Skate or die
Construct additional half-pipes
Pizza slice

2. Parallel World Tragedy

Thall

Let me lecture on quantum mechanics
Space and time erode
And I can’t process dimensions that are
Far from my zone
That’s not the right mode
That’s not the right fractal
Next time I tune down you better modulate the master
I want a sphere where I have
Full control

Polyrhythmic sequences are killing me
It won’t be long before the universe frays

I’m getting no resonance
Don’t want to get out of head
I dropped my eight-string now there’s a crack in the beam
I’m a parallel tragedy
It oscillates
My Axe-FX processor faded away

There’s nothing in physics that I haven’t seen
And I can’t reach the root note
It’s too far
Away from E
Calculus slow in vector entropy
That’s not low tuning this isn’t djenty
Why can’t my singularity
Do what it’s told

Polyrhythmic sequences are killing me
This spacetime lineup is complete garbage
It wouldn’t hurt to book some better strands

I’m getting no resonance
Don’t want to get out of head
I dropped my eight-string now there’s a crack in the beam
I’m a parallel tragedy
It oscillates
My Axe-FX processor faded away

Just faded away
It faded away
It’s getting way too djent ditch the pattern I invent
Now I’m gating my own noise off
My rhythmic cough
It’s getting way too djent ditch the pattern I invent
Now I’m gating my own noise off
My binary digital cough

I know I’m a sentient bot
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in thought
Andromeda is the place to be
Unless you live near gravity

I know I’m a sentient bot
I got rust on my gears
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in thought
My brand new gears
Andromeda is the place to be
I got rust on my gears
Unless you live near gravity
My brand new gears

I know I’m a sentient bot
I got rust on my gears where the hell is the hard drive
That doesn’t mean I’m not stuck in thought
My brand new gears can’t find the hard drive
Andromeda is the place to be
I got rust on my gears too many choices
Unless you live near gravity
My brand new gears too many choices
Thall

I’m getting no resonance
Don’t want to get out of head
I dropped my eight-string now there’s a crack in the beam
I’m a parallel tragedy
It oscillates
My Axe-FX processor faded away

I’m a parallel tragedy
I got rust on my gears
Too many choices
Can’t find the hard drive where the hell is the hard drive
I’m a parallel tragedy
My brand new gears
Too many choices
Can’t find the hard drive where the hell is the hard drive
It oscillates

3. Too Shy for the Club

Gettin’ nervous gettin’ nervous in the club tonight
Come and save me baby let’s make sure that we leave on time
Crying hard crying hard I cry constantly
Thinking hard thinking hard about anxiety

Walk up in the house with my Converse sneaks
With a hair-tie on my wrist staring at my feet
Turn it down pack it up I don’t see the point
It’s a metaphor for sadness and my aching joints
Feelings here feelings there feelings everywhere
Talkin' sad behind my back and I really do care
I am lonely you are too
What you say is probably true
But you can have your own opinion
I'll just sit right over there
Over there

Hop in the Honda and you know it
Got the sad got the tears it's time to show it
Text her on my iPhone
Text her on my iPhone
Hop in the Honda and you know it
Got the sad got the tears it's time to show it
Hop in the Honda and you know it
Got the sad got the tears it's time to show it

I'm lonely

Gettin’ nervous gettin’ nervous in the club tonight
Come and save me baby let’s make sure that we leave on time
Crying hard crying hard I cry constantly
Thinking hard thinking hard about anxiety

Ghosts to my left and ghosts to my right
If I get too sad I’m gonna cry here all night
It’s gonna get awkward but I’ll make sure that I vent
Cause girls confuse me dude I will treat them with respect
Respect
Cry until we drop let’s stare at the concrete
It’s getting late I want to go gotta get some sleep
Drink a warm cup of tea by 8 p.m
Get up early go to class gotta pay the rent

Happiness no way
I want to keep my tears
Beat it dad
Get a complication

Hop in the Honda and you know it
Got the sad got the tears it's time to show it
Text her on my iPhone
What okay
Text her on my iPhone
What okay okay
Hop in the Honda and you know it
Got the sad got the tears it's time to show it
Hop in the Honda and you know it
Got the sad got the tears it's time to show it

Sad what
Unintelligible sobbing
Sad Boi
I'm lonely

4. Push Pit Pizza Party

I scream countless fights
Or so it would seem
Drowning in the sea and screaming
About saving all the lives in the water with my friends
Lives like these I must defend

I look up and I bleed
I scream so desperately
For hope that you cannot see
I have to set this life free
I could never be the savior
Why'd I have to be a failure
I always feel like I'm drowning down
So when I go

I'll have the devil in the front seat
And a breakdown in the back
Seven layers of synths and a backing vocal track
God and faith just don't understand
It's my life my time to save the land
I'll never see the ocean again
Ever again

My broken lungs are still breathing inside of me
I've got the anchor on my back
But I'll stay heavy
'Cause your soul is unwell
And I'll save you from this hell
So we'll sleep in the dark
'Cause your life is a hollow shell

I look up and I bleed
I scream so desperately
For hope that you cannot see
I have to set this life free
I could never be the savior
Why'd I have to be a failure
I always feel like I'm drowning down
And I don't even make a sound
So when I go

I'll have the devil in the front seat
And a breakdown in the back
Seven layers of synths and a backing vocal track
God and faith just don't understand
It's my life my time to save the land
I'll never see the ocean again
Ever again ever again ever again

I want this suffering to never end
I'm saving all of these lives with my friends
I want this suffering to never end
I'm saving all of these lives with my friends

I want this suffering to never end
I'm saving all of these lives with my friends
I want this suffering to never end
I'm saving all of these lives with my friends
With my friends

I want this suffering to never end
I'm saving all of these lives with my friends
I want this suffering to never end
I'm saving all of these lives with my friends
With my friends

I want this suffering to never end
Never end
I'm saving all of these lives with my friends
With my friends
I want this suffering to never end
Never end
I'm saving all of these lives with my friends
With my friends

Blegh

5. Th1rsty Gurl Trag3dy

Yolo

Let me tell you ‘bout all of these females
They won't leave me alone
And I can’t handle the sliding in my
DMs and phone
That’s not what I crave
That’s not how I behave
Next time you hit me up you better send a picture faster
I want a club where I have
Full control

Basic interactions are killing me
It won’t be long before I put you on blast

She showin' no interest
She left me here on unread
I dropped my vape mod now there’s juice on the screen
It's a thirsty girl tragedy
It’s not okay
My VIP lanyard got taken away

There’s nothing on WorldStar that I haven’t seen
And I can’t reach the Monster
It’s too far
Away from me
Texting so slow on 3G network
That’s not 5G this isn’t funny
Why can’t my side chick just
Do what she’s told

Basic interactions are killing me
This club promoter is complete garbage
It wouldn’t hurt to play some better tracks

She showin' no interest
She left me here on unread
I dropped my vape mod now there’s juice on the screen
It's a thirsty girl tragedy
It’s not okay
My VIP lanyard got taken away

Got taken away
They took it away
It’s getting way too crunk pop the trunk and get the junk
Now I’m taking my own shirt off
My hairless chest
It’s getting way too crunk pop the trunk and get the junk
Now I’m taking my own shirt off
My tattooed skinny chest

I know I’m a SoundCloud god
That doesn’t mean I don’t have it hard
The VIP is the place to be
Unless you have no currency

I know I’m a SoundCloud god
I got gel on my shoes
That doesn’t mean I don’t have it hard
My DC shoes
The VIP is the place to be
I got gel on my shoes
Unless you have no currency
My DC shoes

I know I’m a SoundCloud god
I got gel on my shoes where the hell is my flat iron
That doesn’t mean I don’t have it hard
My DC shoes can’t find my flat iron
The VIP is the place to be
I got gel on my shoes too many haters
Unless you have no currency
My DC shoes too many haters
Swag

She showin' no interest
She left me here on unread
I dropped my vape mod now there’s juice on the screen
It's a thirsty girl tragedy
It’s not okay
My VIP lanyard got taken away

It's a thirsty girl tragedy
I got gel on my shoes
Too many haters
Can’t find my flat iron where the hell is my flat iron
It's a thirsty girl tragedy
My DC shoes
Too many haters
Can’t find my flat iron where the hell is my flat iron
It's not okay

6. Suck My Knuckles

Crowd killing is the swinging of a fist or an item
With the hope that it will generate trauma or contusions in the future
And be felt at the highest price
And generally does not include apologies to a fan or similar institution
Which is opposite of push-moshing or two-stepping
Which are soft practices involving a much lower degree of risk
Hardcore dancing takes many forms
And can range from the ultra-safe low return picking up change
To much higher risk and higher reward international chops
And a good fighting strategy will diversify the combo
According to the specified beat
And regardless of the success of a fundamental punch
Full potential of the pit cannot be reached without a proper crowd clearing strategy
Concussions can be made through indirect intermediaries
Such as security guards floors stages and the unsuspecting teenagers
Which are individuals that may pool blood received from a large number of spin kicks
Into puddles like red paint and saliva
Yeah blegh

That may have been too much to take in
So let's just go real slow and I'll smash in your chin
I've got duct tape on my hands and my knuckles covered
You should start swinging early get ahead of the others

Ask your friends about spin kicks windmills picking up change punching floors
Analyze potential targets with sufficient research
Always make sure you identify
The wimp related to your

Fighting
Keep watching look at my knuckles bleeding
Strategy
Examine my broken fingers
Fighting
Keep watching look at my knuckles bleeding
Strategy
Examine my broken fingers now

Yeah why punch quick when you can take your time
There's no upside to committing violent crimes
Look out for security guards they're unsustainable
If it seems too hard to be true
Contact the Local Hardcore Commission
Take control of your aggression

Fighting
Keep watching look at my knuckles bleeding
Strategy
Examine my broken fingers
Fighting
Keep watching look at my knuckles bleeding
Strategy
Examine my broken fingers now

Take aggressive responsibility
Destroy the venue with your family
Take aggressive responsibility
Destroy the venue with your family
Take aggressive responsibility
Destroy the venue with your family
Take aggressive responsibility
Destroy the venue with your family

There's a tradeoff between pain and respect
You can maximize expected street cred by investing in risky spin kicks
Or you can be wise and minimize bruises and find a more suitable hobby
Somewhere in between both of the extremes of the hardcore spectrum

There's a tradeoff between pain and respect
You can maximize expected street cred by investing in risky spin kicks
Or you can be wise and minimize bruises and find a more suitable hobby
Somewhere in between both of the extremes of the hardcore spectrum

7. Incinerate Baltimore

This town really rots in a pool of disease
I’m sick and dying from the severed wings
Can we just slaughter and leave
I hate my life and I hate the scene
I never liked your face I’m not a disgrace
But I know how I’ll kill thee

So I’ll just say goodbye to the red sky
Let’s rot away together
Don’t you worry
I’ll slay the brute for money

What’d you expect
It’s only been a day
I don’t know killing like I did the war
Just give it time and hate
I’ve made some deep slits
That guy gave me his guts
He may have thought we were soulless
But still that’s pretty good luck

So I’ll just say goodbye to the red sky
Let’s rot away together
Don’t you worry
I’ll slay the brute for money

It’s been three months and we’re eating the meat
The brute may have been a bad idea
I’d prefer just to feed
I’m really angry and I’ve seen better ways
I think I need a sedative for the demons in my face

So I’ll just say goodbye to the red sky
Let’s rot away together
Don’t you worry
I’ll slay the brute for money

So much for truth rotting as much as I thought
It’d be wise to burn Philadelphia
And go home before I rot
But I think I’ll slay and I’m not sure why
Let’s fade to black too late to go back
Keep puking 'til I die

So I’ll just say goodbye to the red sky
Let’s rot away together
Don’t you worry
I’ll slay the brute for money

And uh that's the end
Bree

8. Crustaceous Exoskeletal Amplitude

Save my life
Synthesizer

I'm drowning in the sea
I struggle with the heavy anchor
Believe in hope and all the answers
Awaken to the crashing of the ocean waves
Emerge from the water

This heavy burden on my chest
Reconnect with the light inside the dark
Save yourself
Reform the broken pieces of my heart
Release the heavy anchor

Swimming through the water with a weight upon my chest
Suffocation of this hopelessness
I see the light inside of the dark
I will never let you drown in the deep blue ocean

What will become of our generation
We are screaming loudly for a brand new declaration
Cross between the devil and the heavy sea
The heavy sea
My broken heart is beating for your salvation

The ocean is full of water
Deep within the bottom of the darkest ocean in the world
Understand the struggle of the heavy anchor
I cannot fathom the water and salt
Save your life now

Heavy Breakdown

This is the sound of a heavy breakdown now
This is the sound of the ocean waves crashing
Searching for a light in the dark
In the dark

Save my life
I wrote a song about the sea
Blegh blegh blegh

9. I'm So Djent

Let's djent

My tone doesn't bend
Purists get mad when I pitch shift the end
Cause I'm still tight without a real tube screen
Theory won't define me by any means

I've got my guitars tuned down to Drop Z
If you want to be djent displace with me

If you want to sync with me
Just quantize the whole damn thing
Count the beat and you will see
That low end gain will set you free
I'm so djent I'm so djent
I'm so djent I'm so djent
Just give me more gate and more dissonant riffs
Here comes a polymeter that you just can't miss

Thall
And we're back to the root note
Let's slow it down

This is the part where you start counting heads and we lose the pace
You've probably heard this mode before
Lower and lower
Binary digital noises
Now let's chug

If you want to sync with me
Just quantize the whole damn thing
Count the beat and you will see
That low end gain will set you free
I'm so djent I'm so djent
I'm so djent I'm so djent
Just give me more gate and more dissonant riffs
Here comes a polymeter that you just can't miss

Oh my god it’s 4/3/15
This riff is so old palm-muted and cold
Tube amps died with me
Check out my stems
Djent

Gate it down
We need some more open space
Thall thall thall thall thall
Lower
If djent is dead then consider us copies
I'm not one

10. Impressionable Romantic Desperation

Commiserate and bathe in disavowed flesh
Consume the rotting heart inhale the autumn fumes
Affection affection
Eternal weeping

Emotional declension of my foul abrasions
Gargling on tears shall fulfill my filthy fetish
Behold the stench of this fermented flannel
I wish to nibble on my agonizing wounds

Sad sad I am a radical
Sad sad indulge my sadist mind
Sad sad I am anxiety
Sad sad
Cry cry cry this feels so good

Gather my towels in this milky weather dream
Moist teardrops dripping down your sweaty face
Maim the innocent with a rusty butter knife
Insert the bloody pamphlet into my eye socket

Sad sad I am a radical
Sad sad indulge my sadist mind
Sad sad I am anxiety
Sad sad
Cry cry cry this feels so good

Slice up the intentions and construct a ballad
Bleed the weasel into a crusty tube sock
Prepare the human sentiment but instead use maybes
Press hot needles into my porch

Locked away in everlasting rain
On the verge of inevitable release
Anticipation of this agonizing date
My insides churn and violently spew
Pennsylvania

Separation complications
I feel the hand of death gripping at my heart rate
Separation complications
Constant hot-takes released from my nucleus
Separation complications
Don’t stop picking at my floral scabs
Separation complications
Hot Pockets are really quite delicious

Seriously though they're pretty rad

11. Da D1st4nc3 Btw33n My B4wlz n Ur M0uth

Lost in the club again
I never know who to slay
Sipping on all the vodka in my
Backyard playing drinking games
We had so much fun doing stuff like crack
Racing metaphorically through the wild west
My pants sag on the bottom of the ocean
Like a platinum boss dancing under the desert sun
I forgot to turn in my home-twerk

The hummer came to an end
When the autumn weaves fall on the winter ass
You keep on spending
And I’m still rad
Riding down to the Waffle House
On our tricked-out bikes
I watched the sun rise countless times
I think I lost my V-card so hard
I'm still rad

This is the fast rhyme
I will use your face in a bong
And I can’t believe all the rhymes that’s gone by
All the rhymes that's gone by
This is the fast rhyme
That I'll ever hold your gland
Do you remember hoes
Fights on the front porch
Across from my parents' house
My parents' house
Behind our school
Our school
How can I remember
Remember
Not to lie when I'm so rad

You’re so traumatic

If newborn haters could speak
They would be the most intelligent beings
On planet girth
I only apply to the sixth amendment
Cavity is the
Greatest fill of our generation
There is no booze in this
In our cup anymore
Or in our foil
Or in our water
When the first cannibal went extinct
That should've been a sign
How can haters be real if our swag isn’t real

How can haters be real if our swag isn’t real
How can haters be real if our swag isn’t real

12. The Fighter

Beneath the porchlight I have found my fear
As my throat fills with panic and I shed a tear
The light in my eyes begins to grey
While my unsent messages remain away

I can’t feel my own skin shaking in the winter snow
The winter snow
I’ll never make it out the door
I need you to text me back

I can’t speak
The weight of my anxiety is pulling me under
Keep my head above blankets so I can sleep again
The thoughts crash upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m crying in the basement baby
Will you text me back

My fate is one that only I will know
I feel the awkwardness of saying hello
I think a girl just looked right by my leg
When will you realize that I am just shy

On a bus lost in town
This stop is nowhere found
In a suburb of my fears
Not a single coffee shop here

I’ve fallen off the couch
I never learned how to talk
I shake and I sweat caught in the awkwardness
Deeper and deeper
I need a therapist or something
I need them here

Contact my mother
No seriously mom
I’m not that social
I need you to text me back

I can’t speak
The weight of my anxiety is pulling me under
Keep my head above blankets so I can sleep again
The thoughts crash upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m crying in the basement baby
Will you text me back

Yeah alright
I'm just gonna go home now
It's getting kind of late out here in the suburbs
I think my mom made pizza rolls
Watch carefully
And play that video game
Level uuuuuuuuuuuup
I love Pokemon
Juice boxes and social anxiety

13. Indescribable Pepperoni Indigestion

Refrigerate and save the pepperoni slice
Consume the cheesy crust inhale the garlic fumes
Digestion digestion
Eternal leakage

Ordering a pizza on a Friday evening
Choking on the soda shall fulfill my hungry belly
Behold the scent of this tomato topping
I wish to nibble on my pepperoni foods

Yum yum I am a party dude
Yum yum indulge my hungry mood
Yum yum I love the recipe
Yum yum
Nom nom nom this tastes so good

Gather my bros in this cheesy pleasure dream
Moist sauces dripping down my sweaty face
Slice the pepperoni with a rusty butter knife
Insert the cheesy breadstick into my eye socket

Yum yum I am a party dude
Yum yum indulge my hungry mood
Yum yum I love the recipe
Yum yum
Nom nom nom this tastes so good

Slice up the ingredients and make a salad
Dip the pizza into a crusty ranch sauce
Prepare the super massive feast but instead use buddies
Press hot pizzas into my mouth

Locked away in everlasting school
On the verge of inevitable release
Anticipation of this appetizing plate
My insides churn and violently spew
Diarrhea

Pepperoni indigestion
I feel the hand of gas gripping at my poor stomach
Pepperoni indigestion
Constant hot-farts released from my gluteus
Pepperoni indigestion
Don’t stop picking at my pepperoni
Pepperoni indigestion
Hot Pockets are really quite delicious

Seriously though they're pretty rad

14. Too Holy for My Church

Gettin’ heavy gettin’ heavy in the church tonight
Come and save me savior let’s make sure that we see the light
Praying hard praying hard we praying constantly
Going hard going hard let’s live relentlessly

Walk into the sea with my heavy heart
With an anchor on my chest tearing me apart
Burn it up light it up start a brand new life
It’s prescription for my sadness and my inner strife
Demons here demons there demons everywhere
Pulling down upon my soul but I don’t even care
I am water you are sand
Wash away the broken land
But you can have your own salvation
First commandment cause it’s fair
It's fair

Hop in the ocean and you know it
Got the hope got the anchor it's time to throw it
Save her with the breakdown
Save her with the breakdown
Hop in the ocean and you know it
Got the hope got the anchor it's time to throw it
Hop in the ocean and you know it
Got the hope got the anchor it's time to throw it

Let's throw it

Gettin’ heavy gettin’ heavy in the church tonight
Come and save me savior let’s make sure that we see the light
Praying hard praying hard we praying constantly
Going hard going hard let’s live relentlessly

Ghosts to my left and ghosts to my right
If I save enough I’m gonna scream all night
It’s gonna get heavy but I’ll make sure to repent
Cause lives are people too we should treat them with respect
Respect
Mosh until we drop let’s get something to eat
It’s getting late I have to go gotta get some sleep
Drink a warm glass of milk by 8 p.m
Get up early go to church gotta save the rest

Negativity no way
I want to keep my hope
Beat it punk
Get a dedication

Hop in the ocean and you know it
Got the hope got the anchor it's time to throw it
Save her with the breakdown
Blegh okay
Save her with the breakdown
Blegh okay okay
Hop in the ocean and you know it
Got the hope got the anchor it's time to throw it
Hop in the ocean and you know it
Got the hope got the anchor it's time to throw it

Hope what
Unintelligible screaming
Blegh
Let's throw it

15. Underworld Tragedy

Die

Let me show you the depths of the darkness
Maggots start to grow
And I can’t stomach the visions that are
Rotting my bone
Tear organs apart
Eat the beating heart core
Next time I wake up I’m gonna be a necromancer
I want a hell where I can
Eat your soul

Vile abominations are consuming me
It won’t be long before I'm rotting away

I’m severing all your heads
I want to see all the red
I dropped the hammer now there’s a crack in your spleen
I’m a violent casualty
You are my prey
Your vital organs have been taken away

There’s nothing in hell that I haven’t yet seen
And I can’t slash at the throat
It’s bizarre
Decay with me
Suffering slow in eternal degree
This is blasphemy this is so bloody
Why can’t my dark demon just
Swallow you whole

Vile abominations are consuming me
This rotting corpse pile is complete garbage
It wouldn’t hurt to use your severed hands

I’m severing all your heads
I want to see all the red
I dropped the hammer now there’s a crack in your spleen
I’m a violent casualty
You are my prey
Your vital organs have been taken away

Been taken away
I took it away
It’s getting way too hot in the fire where you rot
Now I’m ripping my own face off
My skinless face
It’s getting way too hot in the fire where you rot
Now I’m ripping my own face off
My bloody red muscular face

I know I’m a spawn of hell
That doesn’t mean I don't like the smell
The underworld is the place to be
Unless you live near agony

I know I’m a spawn of hell
I got blood on my boots
That doesn’t mean I don't like the smell
My combat boots
The underworld is the place to be
I got blood on my boots
Unless you live near agony
My combat boots

I know I’m a spawn of hell
I got blood on my boots where the hell are my kidneys
That doesn’t mean I don't like the smell
My combat boots can’t find my kidneys
The underworld is the place to be
I got blood on my boots too many voices
Unless you live near agony
My combat boots too many voices
Die

I’m severing all your heads
I want to see all the red
I dropped the hammer now there’s a crack in your spleen
I’m a violent casualty
You are my prey
Your vital organs have been taken away

I’m a violent casualty
I got blood on my boots
Too many voices
Can’t find my kidneys where the hell are my kidneys
I’m a violent casualty
My combat boots
Too many voices
Can’t find my kidneys where the hell are my kidneys
You are my prey

16. The Drowner

Beneath the blanket I have found true despair
As my lungs fill with vapors and I gasp out for air
The light in my eyes begins to fade
While my student loan payments remain unpaid

I can’t feel my own skin freezing in the winter snow
The winter snow
I’ll never make it out alive
I need you to unblock me

I can’t sleep
The weight of the world is bringing me under
Keep my head above pillows so I can see you again
The tears fall upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m crying in the sunset baby
Will you unblock me

My coat is one that only I will know
I feel the cold of all that lies below
I think a dog just walked right by my leg
When will you realize that we are just friends

In a car on the street
This mood is headed for me
In a suburb of my fears
Not a single coffee shop here

I’ve fallen off the porch
I never learned how to tune
I kick and I scream caught in the sad vibe
Sadder and sadder
I need a girlfriend or something
I need her here

Contact my mother
No seriously text me
I’m not that happy
I need you to unblock me

I can’t sleep
The weight of the world is bringing me under
Keep my head above pillows so I can see you again
The tears fall upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m crying in the sunset baby
Will you unblock me

Yeah alright
I'm just gonna go home now
It's getting kind of cold out here in Wisconsin
I think the Packers are playing tonight
Watch carefully
And pass the pigskin
Touchdoooooooown
I love Brett Favre
Cheese curds and seasonal depression

17. Prog Metal LAN Party

I spend countless bytes
Or so it would stream
Coding in my shed and scheming
About farming for the loot in the dungeon with my friends
Raids like these should never end

I boot up and I key
I learn so digitally
For logic that cannot be
I have to calc entropy
I could never be the tool kit
Why'd I have to be so lucid
I always feel like I'm stalling out
So when I load

I'll have my desktop in the front seat
And my router in the back
Seven nodes of render farm and triggers for my rack
Mom and Dad just don't understand
It's my strife my time to quit the band
I'll never see analogue again
Ever again

My broken card is still heating inside of me
I've got the whole grid on my back
But I'll stay poly
'Cause our hertz doesn't swell
And we don't play parallel
So we'll sleep in the LAN
'Cause we can't afford a new Dell

I boot up and I key
I learn so digitally
For logic that cannot be
I have to calc entropy
I could never be the tool kit
Why'd I have to be so lucid
I always feel like I'm stalling out
And I don't even break a bound
So when I load

I'll have my desktop in the front seat
And my router in the back
Seven nodes of render farm and triggers for my rack
Mom and Dad just don't understand
It's my strife my time to quit the band
I'll never see analogue again
Ever again ever again ever again

I want this server to never end
I'm logging out of this town with my friends
I want this server to never end
I'm logging out of this town with my friends

I want this server to never end
I'm logging out of this town with my friends
I want this server to never end
I'm logging out of this town with my friends
With my friends

I want this server to never end
I'm logging out of this town with my friends
I want this server to never end
I'm logging out of this town with my friends
With my friends

I want this server to never end
Never end
I'm logging out of this town with my friends
With my friends
I want this server to never end
Never end
I'm logging out of this town with my friends
With my friends

18. The Distance to Taco Bell Is Longer Than This Song

Stuck in this town once again
I have to get far away
Waiting inside the line up at the
Food court playing video games
We had so much fun eating stuff like that
Skating metaphorically through the whole mall
My board drags on the bottom of the pavement
Like a pizza slice dripping under the summer sun
I forgot to pick up my skateboard

The Warped Tour came to an end
When the security guards kicked out all my friends
You keep on skating
And I’m still rad
Riding down to the Pizza Hut
On our brand new bikes
I ate a hot slice countless times
I think I lost my V-Card today
I'm still rad

This is the last time
I will eat this slice on the lawn
And I can’t believe all the snacks that are gone
All the snacks that are gone
This is the last time
That I'll ever hold your hand
Do you remember those
Nights at the skate park
Away from my parents' house
My parents' house
Behind our school
Our school
How can I remember
Remember
Not to bail when I'm so rad

You’re so pop-punk-rock

If my step-father could speak
He would say that I am a disappointment
To the whole world
I only listen to The Story So Far
Pizza is the
Greatest food of our generation
There is no pepperoni
In the fridge anymore
Or in the freezer
Or in the oven
When the last slice of pizza was gone
That should've been a sign
How can pizza be real if our mouths aren’t real

How can pizza be real if our mouths aren’t real
How can pizza be real if our mouths aren’t real

19. The $$$wallower

Inside the club scene I have found underwear
As my cup fills with liquor and I throw up on chairs
The cash in my hand begins to fade
While my tab at the bar remains unpaid

I can’t feel my own face drowning in the flow below
The flow below
I’ll never make it out the club
I need you to come rub me

I can’t leave
The weight of these chains is pulling me under
Keep my drinks on the table so I can see double again
The bass drops upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m drowning in the vomit baby
Will you come ride me

My buzz is one that only I will know
I feel the wrath of shawties down below
I think a skank just rubbed right by my leg
When will you realize that I want some head

In a whip SUV
This girl is headed for me
In an ocean of my beers
Not a single clean toilet here

I’ve fallen off the stage
I never learned how to crunk
I spit and I scream caught in the sick rhyme
Cheaper and cheaper
I need a bounce-guard or something
I need more beer

Contact the bouncer
No seriously chug
I’m not that sober
I need you to come ride me

I can’t leave
The weight of these chains is pulling me under
Keep my drinks on the table so I can see double again
The bass drops upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m drowning in the vomit baby
Will you come ride me

Yeah okay
Grab your bottle and chug it down
We’re about to shut it down
This is how we do it in ABQ
Watch carefully
And drop that bass low
Skeeeeeeeeeee-skeet
Needs more auto-tune
Neon energy drinks and smoking tobacco

20. I'm So Tuff

Let's go

My crew doesn't bend
Cowards get scared when I defend my friend
Cause I look strong inside my camo jeans
Posers won't define me by any means

I've got my brothers standing here with me
If you want to be tuff then scream with me

If you want to be like me
Just two-step to everything
Swing your fists and you will see
That being tuff will set you free
I'm so tuff I'm so tuff
I'm so tuff I'm so tuff
Just give me more hate and more hardcore riffs
Here comes another beatdown that you just can't miss

Oh
And we're back to the tempo
Let's beat them down

This is the part where you start breaking heads and we punch your face
You've probably felt this fist before
Harder and harder
Rough
Now let's scream

If you want to be like me
Just two-step to everything
Swing your fists and you will see
That being tuff will set you free
I'm so tuff I'm so tuff
I'm so tuff I'm so tuff
Just give me more hate and more hardcore riffs
Here comes another beatdown that you just can't miss

Oh my god look at this scene
This pit is so cold I'm brazen and bold
Soft-core died with me
Beat up your friends
Go

Slow it down
We need some more punching face
Blegh blegh blegh blegh blegh
Slower
If punk is dead then consider us bullies
I'm not done

21. Take It Metalcore

Oh God

Thank God for the reason
Hop in the sea let’s go save our friends
This water keeps getting wetter
Darkness will last forever
The tide keeps rolling in
But this fight will never end
Take it heavy but pray so hard
Until you find God in the yard

Save them all night save them all day
Listen carefully to what we say

Don’t let go
This is hope we know
Drink the sea we’re drowning down
My friends and I we save this town
Sink sink sink
I know it’s too late
But nothing's standing in our way
This hope can only grow
And you’ll always have a soul
And you’ll always have a soul

Last night was a cold one
Cold one
Got no regrets the life has just begun
I save you and you save me
We’re a heavy family

Saving makes the world go ‘round
Saving is the best hands down
Saving makes me want to shout
Saving never gives me doubt
Saving saving saving saving
Saving saving eternal saving
Lives lives lives lives
Lives lives I save lots of lives
Blegh
Lives lives lives lives lives
Blegh
My God

Don’t let go
This is hope we know
Drink the sea we’re drowning down
My friends and I we save this town
Sink sink sink
I know it’s too late
But nothing's standing in our way
This hope can only grow
And you’ll always have a soul

I will save your life saved lives forever
I will save your life saved lives forever
I will save your life saved lives forever
I will save your life saved lives forever

Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever

22. Suck My Shotgun

Ballistics is the science of a bullet or an item
With the hope that it will penetrate tissue or obliterate in the future
And be cold as a block of ice
And generally does not include negotiations with a cop or similar institution
Which is opposite of saving or preservation
Which are short-term practices involving a much higher degree of death
The method of torture takes many forms
And can range from the ultra-sharp low degree severance saws
To much higher risk and higher reward international shocks
And a good dismemberment strategy will diversify the torso
According to the specified bleeds
And regardless of the success of a fundamental kick
Full potential of the weapon cannot be reached without a proper body damaging strategy
Incisions can be made through indirect intermediaries
Such as tension bands knives chokers and the insurance companies
Which are institutions that may pool blood received from a large number of individuals
Into tubs like unit crusts and scabs
Yeah blegh

That may have been too much to take in
So let's just go real slow and I'll peel off all your skin
I've got maggots in my eyes and a body discovered
You should start escaping early run away from the others

Ask the coroner about cuts bruise severed limbs mutilated face
Sterilize potential weapons with sadistic research
Always make sure you identify
The corpse related to your

Intestine
Keep watching look at my body damaging
Tragedy
Examine my liquid abscess
Intestine
Keep watching look at my body damaging
Tragedy
Examine my liquid abscess now

Yeah why kill them quick when you can take your time
There's no upside to committing a victimless crime
Look out for serial killers they're uncontrollable
If it seems too gross to be true
Contact the Federal Mortician
Lose control of your consciousness

Intestine
Keep watching look at my body damaging
Tragedy
Examine my liquid abscess
Intestine
Keep watching look at my body damaging
Tragedy
Examine my liquid abscess now

Take mechanical hostility
Expire early with a destroyed family
Take mechanical hostility
Expire early with a destroyed family
Take mechanical hostility
Expire early with a destroyed family
Take mechanical hostility
Expire early with a destroyed family

There's a tradeoff between death and the urn
You can maximize expected burns by investing in risky acids
Or you can be wise and minimize life and find a more suitable tragedy
Somewhere in between both of the extremes of the intestines spectrum

There's a tradeoff between death and the urn
You can maximize expected burns by investing in risky acids
Or you can be wise and minimize life and find a more suitable tragedy
Somewhere in between both of the extremes of the intestines spectrum

23. Undateable

She didn't call
My heart is turning black
Let’s go

I ate a slice today
To numb the pain inside of me
I try to carry on
My pizza gets cold but I’ll never fall

With teary eyes
I see the girl at the end of the show
I'm sad and broken
These words are spoken
I'm putting sweaters on

Bros for the bro-less
Shows for the show-less
Snacks for the snack-less
Slice for the slice-less
Toppings for the topping-less
There’s so much angst in the world
Just look inside and you’ll find it

Date me please
I’ll be remembered for the pizza fun for everyone
This means a lot to me
Come eat a slice with me
I sacrificed everything to be who I want to be

The girl turned her back on me
How could I ever be the boyfriend I’m supposed to be
Skate it down skate the halls
I’m bouncing off of the walls
Don’t act like you know what’s best
Step away from me
I’m not a kid

I’m so sick of watching you
Hold hands with dudes named Steven
I’m asking you out
Where will you go when the pizza shop burns down
You have no heart you start to leave
I’m asking you out
Just find your way to the skate park inside of the dark
Don’t waste your life you stupid witch
I’m asking you out

Yuh sick rad gnar
Whoa ooh yea slice
Get me a breadstick

Date me please
I’ll be remembered for the pizza fun for everyone
This means a lot to me
Come eat a slice with me
I sacrificed everything to be who I want to be

Dear Stace
I’m writing you this letter to let you know
That I’ve found a new girl at the punk rock show
And she likes to scratch my back
We go to Warped Tour every now and then
Because she buys me food and I miss you
I kinda need my sweatshirt the gray hooded one
Bring it right back please
I have feelings
Pizza

24. Sad World Tragedy

Sad

Let me tell you ‘bout all of my sadness
It won’t ever go
And I can’t fathom a heartbreak that is
Worse than my own
That’s not what I said
That’s not what I meant to
Next time I see you I'll probably cry in the menu
I want a girl who is not
Cold as snow

Vague emotional distance is killing me
It won’t be long before I ruin my day

I’m feeling so sad and wet
Don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my notebook now there is dirt on the page
I’m a sad world tragedy
It’s not okay
My ex-girlfriend moved about an hour away

There’s nothing in Illinois that I haven’t seen
And I can’t reach the football
It’s too far
Away from me
Tapping so slow in 7/4 time
That’s not 4/4 time this isn’t funny
Why can’t my feelings just
Do what they're told

Vague emotional distance is killing me
This basement venue is complete garbage
It wouldn’t hurt to book some sadder bands

I’m feeling so sad and wet
Don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my notebook now there is dirt on the page
I’m a sad world tragedy
It’s not okay
My ex-girlfriend moved about an hour away

About an hour away
She moved far away
It’s getting way too cold ditch the flannel I just sold
Now I’m shivering my tears off
My dark blue tears
It’s getting way too cold ditch the flannel I just sold
Now I’m shivering my tears off
My navy blue indigo tears

I know I’m a sad white male
That doesn’t mean I will not prevail
The Midwest is the place to be
Unless you have anxiety

I know I’m a sad white male
I saw a ghost in my house
That doesn’t mean I will not prevail
My parents' house
The Midwest is the place to be
I saw a ghost in my house
Unless you have anxiety
My parents' house

I know I’m a sad white male
I saw a ghost in my house where the hell is my capo
That doesn’t mean I will not prevail
My parents' house can’t find my capo
The Midwest is the place to be
I saw a ghost in my house too many feelings
Unless you have anxiety
My parents' house too many feelings
Sad

I’m feeling so sad and wet
Don’t want to get out of bed
I dropped my notebook now there is dirt on the page
I’m a sad world tragedy
It’s not okay
My ex-girlfriend moved about an hour away

I’m a sad world tragedy
I saw a ghost in my house
Too many feelings
Can’t find my capo where the hell is my capo
I’m a sad world tragedy
My parents' house
Too many feelings
Can’t find my capo where the hell is my capo
It's not okay

25. Miscalciferic

Analog is dead
Thall

You always go for tube amps
Tube amps
You owe me for all the presets I’ve run
I modeled better than anyone
Don’t say I sound like a buffer to you
I need much more
I have nothing to groove

You know real djent has pass bands
Lag is for toys
I’m not a noob I’m not a tube hag
I don’t belong in this dead zone

My latency in case you haven't noticed
I’m a sci-fi
I’m a sci-fi glitch

I never turned it up
I never pitched it down
I never ran the ground and diverted you
I’m entitled to
Your connection

If I could make you hear what I heard when you
Dialed in the stack
And I could look you in the
Phase with these bloodshot eyes
This one time I would play
Right to your face right now
In this very moment if I could tell you
One thing before I walk out the door
With my last dying breath I'd tell you
Very carefully without hesitation
This one thing that I’m going to
Tell you right now if you only knew how
Ready I was to play that
If I was the last person on earth
And you were the other last person on earth
Then you wouldn’t
Be ready for when these hertz hit you
In just a second I’m gonna do it
Here it is

I don't like tubes

26. Sav3 My $wag

We drank it all
We’re never paying back
Let’s flow

I've raged another day
To swallow the shot set before me
I fight to party on
My drink gets warm but I will never crawl

With bloodshot eyes
I see the girl at the end of the show
I'm wired and chokin'
This viral token
The bill to carry on

Coke to the cokeless
Moist to the moistless
Skeet to the breastless
Bone to the boneless
Panties to the pantyless
There’s so much dope in the world
Just look inside and you’ll grind it

Sex with me
I’ll be remembered for how I tongue nearly everyone
This means a lot to D
Shake it deliriously
We sacrificed dignity to be who we want to be

The girl turned her back on me
How could I ever be the player that I claim to be
Break it down shake these balls
I’m standing tall through the stall
Don’t act like you know what’s fresh
Step away from me
I’m an insult

I’m so sick of watching you
Live a life without screening
I’m balling you out
Where will you stand when the club comes crashing down
You have no dope you don’t conceive
I’m balling you out
Just find your way to the white that you find in the dark
Don’t taste your wife you punk-ass snitch
I’m balling you out

Skeet rah guah nah
Ooh bleh eugh blah
Get me a wet wipe

Sex with me
I’ll be remembered for how I tongue nearly everyone
This means a lot to D
Shake it deliriously
We sacrificed dignity to be who we want to be

Dear Mom
I’m texting you this message to let you know
That I’ve found my stash on the road less taken
And I won’t be giving back
Except to visit every now and then
Because you wash my clothes and I miss you
I kinda need some money perhaps 200 bucks
I can't pay back please
I have herpes
Skeet

27. Brotherhood Pizza Party

Within the struggle I have found my true strength
As I swing with my fists and I go the whole length
The fear in my eyes begins to fade
While the promise I made will not be betrayed

I can’t feel my own face taking in the heavy blow
The heavy blow
I’ll always make it out alive
I need you to believe me

I won't leave
The weight of the world is making me stronger
Keep my feet on the pavement so I can see you again
The fists crash upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m fighting in the basement brother
Will you believe me

My fate is one that only I will know
I feel the wrath of enemies below
I think a snake just walked right by my leg
When will you realize I fight 'til the end

In a fight on the street
This fist is headed for me
In a city of my peers
Not a single fake person here

I’ve fallen off the ledge
I never learned how to quit
I kick and I scream caught in the mosh pit
Harder and harder
I need a brother or something
I need them here

Contact the hardcore
No seriously move
I’m not that patient
I need you to believe me

I won't leave
The weight of the world is making me stronger
Keep my feet on the pavement so I can see you again
The fists crash upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m fighting in the basement brother
Will you believe me

Yeah alright
Grab your brother and gather ‘round
We’re about to beat you down
This is how we do it in Boston
Watch carefully
And swing that baseball bat
Bleeeeeeeeeeegh
Needs more two-step
Basketball jerseys and camouflage shorts

28. Immeasurable Charismatic Salvation

Illuminate and save the disenchanted flesh
Assume the holy form inhale the healing fumes
Salvation salvation
Eternal preaching

Vertical ascension of my soul's vibrations
Calling on the light shall fulfill my holy message
Behold the strength of this tormented promise
I wish to save you from your paralyzing gloom

Rise rise I am a miracle
Rise rise indulge my saving mind
Rise rise I am the gravity
Rise rise
Save save save I save so good

Gather my souls in this silky treasure dream
Salt water dripping down your heavy face
Save the innocent with a lust for better life
Insert the heavy anchor into my life's pocket

Rise rise I am a miracle
Rise rise indulge my saving mind
Rise rise I am the gravity
Rise rise
Save save save I save so good

Light up the intentions and construct a ballad
Lead the people onto a trusty new rock
Prepare the human sentiment but instead use maybes
Press hot lyrics into my merch

Washed away in everlasting rain
On the verge of inevitable peace
Anticipation of this agonizing faith
My insides burn and violently spew
Holy water

Dedication situations
I feel the hand of faith gripping at my lost fate
Dedication situations
Constant heartaches released from my nucleus
Dedication situations
Don’t stop picking at my painful scabs
Dedication situations
The ocean is really quite disgusting

Seriously though it's pretty wet

29. Pray for Processors

Can we pitch this down a notch
My tone is reformed my waveform transformed
Have you parsed the data bus
It’s the same logic core don’t settle the score
Why mic a cab forever
When this patch sounds so much better
Maybe you should code this for us
If you can read charts

I’ll pray for process
I’ll route the buses
God forbid update
God forbid update
Forget the valves where I’ve been
Forgive me I’m not a human
God forbid update
God forbid update

What did you expect
We’re getting colder we have code to sell
And the last time that I checked
Mixing in the past never worked out well
I’ll loop these layers 'til I can’t anymore
Until the RAM in my board spills out on the floor
Have your own opinion you’re entitled to it
As long as it’s computed and sixty-four bit

System reboot log off

I’ll pray for process
I’ll route the buses
God forbid update
God forbid update
Forget the valves where I’ve been
Forgive me I’m not a human
God forbid update
God forbid update

Signal path is down
I will build my tone
Can you feel my hertz
It never ends with a cone
Signal path is down
I will build my tone
Can you feel my hertz
It never ends with a cone

I’ll pray for process
I’ll route the buses
God forbid update
God forbid update
Forget the valves where I’ve been
Forgive me I’m not a human
God forbid update
God forbid update

God forbid update
God forbid update
God forbid update
Latency stays the same
Plugins don’t pay the bills
But sometimes they do

30. The Distance Between Your Head And Your Torso

Rot in your grave again
I sever bone from the clay
Digging under the oak tree in my
Boneyard playing violent games
We had so much blood spewing from the back
Slicing metaphorically through the soft chest
My saw drags on the bottom of the ocean
Like a rusted blade dancing under the bloody sun
I forgot to burn all the housework

The slaughter came to an end
When the autumn leaves fall on the splintered glass
You keep on blending
And I’m still mad
Hunting down to the Slaughter House
On our fixed-gear spikes
I watched the blood rise countless times
I think I lost my organ donor card
I'm still mad

This is the last time
I will use your veins as a thong
And I can’t believe all the slime that’s gone by
All the slime that's gone by
This is the last time
That I'll ever hold your gland
Do you remember those
Fights on the front porch
Across from my parents' house
My parents' house
Behind our school
Our school
How can I dismember
Dismember
Not to die when I'm so mad

You’re so necrotic

If newborn babies could scream
They would be the most delectable beings
On planet earth
I only apply to the death commandment
Agony is the
Greatest film of our generation
There is no nutrients
In our blood anymore
Or in our soil
Or in our water
When the first animal went extinct
That should've been a sign
How can murders be real if our knives aren’t real

How can murders be real if our knives aren’t real
How can murders be real if our knives aren’t real

31. Bite My Tongue

Oof

Get out of my room
I don’t think you know my gloom
Filling the blog with your gif
Down in the basement afraid to commit
To the youth I give my strife
I keep the flannel on through the night
Midwest Emo born and raised
I will never stand by a lake
You're in my head I'll write it down
My memories are all around
You didn't text you didn't ask
I chew my lip I spit it out

I have thoughts that are sadder than you’ll ever be
You’re nothing but a happy hunk
Who never cried for anything
I never want to smile like you
You make me sad
I’d rather be broke up than be a glow up
Sigh

Life wasn’t easy growing up in the outskirts
People called me happy names that really hurts
I don’t care if I drown within the pool
I’ll smash your pumpkin
Don’t be so cool

I will stand here right by my friends
I stand for irony melody regret
Love loss pain patience sadness darkness loneliness
Gentleness and rock and roll
Sad
I go to shows every damn day
Get off my back or I'll fade away
I will not hesitate to stare at shoes
My dad's a dentist I got the blues

32. Take It Hardcore

Let's go

Thank God for the struggle
Step in the pit pushing through the trouble
This feeling keeps getting stronger
We won't hold back any longer
The road goes around the bend
But I will defend my friend
Take it heavy protect your heart
Until we tear this world apart

Fight for your life fight for your way
Listen closely to the words I say

Don’t lose hope
This is all we know
Pick it up don’t hit the ground
My brothers and I we hold it down
Go go go
I know it’s cliche
But nothing's standing in our way
This strength will always show
And you’ll always be my bro
And you’ll always be my bro

This fight has just begun
Begun
Got no regrets until the day is done
I trust you and you trust me
We’re a heavy family

Hardcore makes the world go ‘round
Hardcore is the best hands down
Hardcore makes me want to shout
Hardcore never gives me doubt
Hardcore hardcore hardcore hardcore
Hardcore hardcore Boston hardcore
Brothers brothers brothers brothers
Brothers brothers I love all my brothers
Blegh
Brothers brothers brothers brothers brothers
Blegh
My God

Don’t lose hope
This is all we know
Pick it up don’t hit the ground
My brothers and I we hold it down
Go go go
I know it’s cliche
But nothing's standing in our way
This strength will always show
And you’ll always be my bro

You’re my brother's keeper brothers forever
You’re my brother's keeper brothers forever
You’re my brother's keeper brothers forever
You’re my brother's keeper brothers forever

Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever

33. Cut My Back

I found a girl I think I’ll strike her
Set her corpse alight inside the fire
We never speak but I know her pain
She has a family isn’t that a shame
Don’t mind if I tear
Don’t mind if I tear
Your flesh I will not spare
Your flesh I will not spare

Victim don’t run away from me
‘Cause victim I’ll kill you instantly

I’ll skin you all alive
A day without blood is one I won’t survive
I’m hating I’m breaking
Your neck I will be taking
Die
You will bleed for me
I know what I want rapid decay
We all know I’m a psycho man
If I can’t kill you then no one can

I’ll have you know I am a stalker
So I put a head inside your locker
I bleed too much way too much
Wait for the torture
I lead you to inevitable slaughter
Sever off the head
Sever off the head
Now that all of your friends are dead
Now that all of your friends are dead

Victim don’t run away from me
‘Cause victim I’ll kill you instantly

I’ll skin you all alive
A day without blood is one I won’t survive
I’m hating I’m breaking
Your neck I will be taking
Die
You will bleed for me
I know what I want rapid decay
We all know I’m a psycho man
If I can’t kill you then breakdown solo

It’s late at night I’m gnawing on a bone
Sitting on my visceral throne
I’m in the dark and you’re below
I’ll end your life and I’ll do it slow
Cut you so deep
Cut you so deep
I watch you while you weep
I watch you while you weep

Victim don’t run away from me
‘Cause victim I’ll kill you instantly

I’ll skin you all alive
A day without blood is one I won’t survive
I’m hating I’m breaking
Your neck I will be taking
Die
You will bleed for me
I'll gut anyone who gets in my way
We all know I’m a psycho man
If I can’t kill you then no one can

I want to wear your skin

34. Unfckble

We drank it all
We’re never paying back
Let’s flow

I've raged another day
To swallow the shot set before me
I fight to party on
My drink gets warm but I will never crawl

With bloodshot eyes
I see the girl at the end of the show
I'm wired and chokin'
This viral token
The bill to carry on

Coke to the cokeless
Moist to the moistless
Skeet to the breastless
Bone to the boneless
Panties to the pantyless
There’s so much dope in the world
Just look inside and you’ll grind it

Sex with me
I’ll be remembered for how I tongue nearly everyone
This means a lot to D
Shake it deliriously
We sacrificed dignity to be who we want to be

The girl turned her back on me
How could I ever be the player that I claim to be
Break it down shake these balls
I’m standing tall through the stall
Don’t act like you know what’s fresh
Step away from me
I’m an insult

I’m so sick of watching you
Live a life without screening
I’m balling you out
Where will you stand when the club comes crashing down
You have no dope you don’t conceive
I’m balling you out
Just find your way to the white that you find in the dark
Don’t taste your wife you punk-ass snitch
I’m balling you out

Skeet rah guah nah
Ooh bleh eugh blah
Get me a wet wipe

Sex with me
I’ll be remembered for how I tongue nearly everyone
This means a lot to D
Shake it deliriously
We sacrificed dignity to be who we want to be

Dear Mom
I’m texting you this message to let you know
That I’ve found my stash on the road less taken
And I won’t be giving back
Except to visit every now and then
Because you wash my clothes and I miss you
I kinda need some money perhaps 200 bucks
I can't pay back please
I have herpes
Skeet

35. The Skater

Behind the bleachers I have found my despair
As my mouth fills with pizza and I gasp out for air
The snapback on my head begins to fade
While my dad's credit card remains unpaid

I can’t feel my own skin drowning in the radio
The radio
I’ll never make it to the show
I need you to high-five me

I can’t skate
The weight of this town is pulling me under
Keep my khakis above water so I can see you again
The pizza falls upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m drowning in the suburbs baby
Will you high-five me

My friends are ones that only I will know
I feel the wrath of parents down below
I think a poser walked right by my leg
When will you realize pop punk is dead

In a van on the street
This tour is headed for me
In a moshpit of fears
Not a single slice of pizza here

I’ve fallen off the ledge
I never learned how to shred
I kick and I scream caught in the circle pit
Louder and louder
I need a roadie or something
I need them here

Contact the Warped Tour
No seriously dude
I’m not that poignant
I need you to high-five me

I can’t skate
The weight of this town is pulling me under
Keep my khakis above water so I can see you again
The pizza falls upon me over and over
Over and over
And I’m drowning in the suburbs baby
Will you high-five me

Yeah alright
Grab your best friend and gather ‘round
We’re about to burn this town
This is how we do it in the scene
Watch carefully
And play that breakdown
Bleghhhhhhh
Needs more breakdown
Cargo shorts and extra cheese
Created by Jarrod Alonge
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